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MasterBismuth33 wrote:

I don't need to answer anybody.


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A power to make you dumber
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The ability to turn your body inside out

I just think that would be funny. " Stop vile Fiend!" ... ....... ( screaming in agony )

Its a very vivid experience But very, very dumb. I'm sure someone has already suggested such a thing.
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I got one. Having the ability to enhance your senses at will, but you have to sacrifice those respective body parts in order for it to activate. For example, I want to enhance my sense of sight, I'll have to get rid of my eyes in order to activate the ability. Completely dumb and worthless power, lol.
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Posted 4/28/17

MasterBismuth33 wrote:

So many threads are about complaining and being negative. Why do you people torture yourselves with bad ideas? You turn good things into bad things. What a waste of time.

I guess a really dumb super power is turning something good into something dumb.



Well... I mean... I think this thread is pretty fun...


PeripheralVisionary wrote:

Come to think of it, makes me want to watch Mystery Men again.


Funny, I'm about to do just that.


On the subject of dumb superpowers: The ability to determine which direction is north whenever you look at the sky.

I'm also surprised that there hasn't been an obligatory Aquaman joke yet.
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PeripheralVisionary wrote:

To be able to tell the future of those around you, but no one will believe or listen to you, despite your accuracy.


Like Cassandra's ability in the Greek Myths?
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yumikikoharu wrote:


PeripheralVisionary wrote:

To be able to tell the future of those around you, but no one will believe or listen to you, despite your accuracy.


Like Cassandra's ability in the Greek Myths?


Yes, was referring to her. +1 point for you.
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Being able to turn a dick into a log cabin.
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The ability to fly but only indoors.

That would suck.
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Meat vision would be pretty retarded.
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Magical-Soul wrote:

Meat vision would be pretty retarded.


That suddenly reminded me of this:

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the dumbest but also best superpower IMO would be the ability to fight using references. I.e. referencing the BFG from DOOM. Basically you can do anything so long as it's a reference. It sounds really dumb at first, but think about it. You could hypothetically reference the Bible and get mad creation powers.
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Posted 4/30/17 , edited 4/30/17

HayateGekkou wrote:

The ability to fly but only indoors.

That would suck.


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The power to underwater basket weave.

It would make more sense to make that your college major.
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