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Posted 4/29/17 , edited 4/29/17

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Okay guys, this is not fucking funny anymore. People are confusing my Satania avatar with Wendy. FUCKING SATANICHIA MACDOWELL KURUMIZAWA!

Only one redheaded goddess can remain.


Maybe Satania should work at Wendy's then, she could learn a thing or two.....~


Isn't Satan being a part timer at McDonald's already an anime?



I smell a crossover.
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PeripheralVisionary wrote:

Okay guys, this is not fucking funny anymore. People are confusing my Satania avatar with Wendy. FUCKING SATANICHIA MACDOWELL KURUMIZAWA!

Only one redheaded goddess can remain.


Thats not even a competition. One of us has an empire with 6,500 stores across 30 countries that everyone knows of and eats at and an unmatched beauty. The other... I don't even know who you are, are you the clowns niece or something?

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PeripheralVisionary wrote:

Okay guys, this is not fucking funny anymore. People are confusing my Satania avatar with Wendy. FUCKING SATANICHIA MACDOWELL KURUMIZAWA!

Only one redheaded goddess can remain.


Thats not even a competition. One of us has an empire with 6,500 stores across 30 countries that everyone knows of and eats at and an unmatched beauty. The other... I don't even know who you are, are you the clowns niece or something?



What the fuck did you just fucking say about her, you little bitch? I’ll have you know she is one of the most evil demons of all time, and she has been involved in numerous secret raids on Gabriel White Tenma and her refrigerator, and she has over 300 confirmed acts of evil so vile, that I fear that she will be kicked out of hell. She is trained in usage of the .45 caliber Devil Python, a gun so hellishly powerful, that it will force you into fits of maniacal laughter like fucking Joker gas, and is the top delinquent in all of Japan's High School. You are nothing to her but just another heathen working for Gabriel and Rafiel, you neet loving loser. She will humiliate the fuck out of you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to the great archdemon Satanachia MacDowell Kurumizawa over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak Satania and I are contacting her secret network of apostates across the the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the hellish maelstrom, human mortal. The hellish storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your social life. You’re fucking dead, kid. She can be anywhere, anytime, and can humiliate you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with her bare hands. Not only is she extensively trained in unarmed malice, but I also have access to the entire arsenal of Hell's Shopping Network, and she will use it to its full extent to drive you into madness off the face of the continent, you little angel loving shit. If only you could have known what literally unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. she will shit fiery fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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*Hands you a burger with a square patty* I think you need some food in your life.-.
Posted 4/29/17

PeripheralVisionary wrote:


Rujikin wrote:


PeripheralVisionary wrote:

Okay guys, this is not fucking funny anymore. People are confusing my Satania avatar with Wendy. FUCKING SATANICHIA MACDOWELL KURUMIZAWA!

Only one redheaded goddess can remain.


Thats not even a competition. One of us has an empire with 6,500 stores across 30 countries that everyone knows of and eats at and an unmatched beauty. The other... I don't even know who you are, are you the clowns niece or something?



What the fuck did you just fucking say about her, you little bitch? I’ll have you know she is one of the most evil demons of all time, and she has been involved in numerous secret raids on Gabriel White Tenma and her refrigerator, and she has over 300 confirmed acts of evil so vile, that I fear that she will be kicked out of hell. She is trained in usage of the .45 caliber Devil Python, a gun so hellishly powerful, that it will force you into fits of maniacal laughter like fucking Joker gas, and is the top delinquent in all of Japan's High School. You are nothing to her but just another heathen working for Gabriel and Rafiel, you neet loving loser. She will humiliate the fuck out of you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to the great archdemon Satanachia MacDowell Kurumizawa over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak Satania and I are contacting her secret network of apostates across the the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the hellish maelstrom, human mortal. The hellish storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your social life. You’re fucking dead, kid. She can be anywhere, anytime, and can humiliate you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with her bare hands. Not only is she extensively trained in unarmed malice, but I also have access to the entire arsenal of Hell's Shopping Network, and she will use it to its full extent to drive you into madness off the face of the continent, you little angel loving shit. If only you could have known what literally unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. she will shit fiery fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.



pfft

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@PeripheralVisionary: Have a Frosty and chill kid.

Hell's fury doesn't scare Wendy. She's already pimp slapped Hardee's so hard they blocked her. Hardee's (and his west coast brother Carl's Jr) sells deep fried heart disease in the guise of fast food, and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp979WIxggg that abomination.
You think a demon scares her?


The answer is no, in case you weren't sure.
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@PeripheralVisionary: Have a Frosty and chill kid.

Hell's fury doesn't scare Wendy. She's already pimp slapped Hardee's so hard they blocked her. Hardee's (and his west coast brother Carl's Jr) sells deep fried heart disease in the guise of fast food, and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp979WIxggg that abomination.
You think a demon scares her?


The answer is no, in case you weren't sure.


Pfft, Satania family owns Hell's finest bakery. It sells bread shaped like this.



It even spread to a bakery in Thailand.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/07/bread-human-body-parts_n_1577787.html
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Thanks internet, I'm attracted to the Wendy's mascot girl now.

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/07/bread-human-body-parts_n_1577787.html

Jesus, that bread is horrifying.
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Posted 4/30/17 , edited 4/30/17
I only like it because the guy is crazy enough to attempt some controversial offensive humor aimed straight at their competitors with no leash attached to yank him back if he gets in over his head. Luckily for him, it then proceeded to evolve, gain popularity, and snowball.

It also helps the jokes are actually funny and are relevant to a modern culture. That easy salt one was really funny XD.

Also, I'm going to look into Wendy's stocks. If it isn't too wallet crushing, might invest a bit into it. High probably this will increase customers.

Edit: Took a quick look, going to ask my grandfather about this, he might roll his eyes at the silliness of it all, but past that, he is solid advice for money related stuff.
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Well... their food sucks... and this still doesn't make me want to go there. Square... overpriced... cardboard.
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cyberfaust wrote:

Thanks internet, I'm attracted to the Wendy's mascot girl now.


Oh, yeah, because that's a new thing in their ads.

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Posted 4/30/17
Wendy's is aight, whataburger is better.
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Posted 4/30/17

PeripheralVisionary wrote:


CasvalRemDaikun wrote:

@PeripheralVisionary: Have a Frosty and chill kid.

Hell's fury doesn't scare Wendy. She's already pimp slapped Hardee's so hard they blocked her. Hardee's (and his west coast brother Carl's Jr) sells deep fried heart disease in the guise of fast food, and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp979WIxggg that abomination.
You think a demon scares her?


The answer is no, in case you weren't sure.


Pfft, Satania family owns Hell's finest bakery. It sells bread shaped like this.



Seems to me that the best explanation is that Wendy is Satania. Demonstrating clear superiority via mad burns is basically Satania's M.O. So of course she'd infiltrate earth and take over the internet; such would be a piece of cake for a demon of her caliber.
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Posted 4/30/17

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Now check this out...from Arby's..



It's a freaking JoJo's reference


Animevertising is the new Bloodvertising (look it up)
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Posted 4/30/17

PeripheralVisionary wrote:

Okay guys, this is not fucking funny anymore. People are confusing my Satania avatar with Wendy. FUCKING SATANICHIA MACDOWELL KURUMIZAWA!

Only one redheaded goddess can remain.


Whatchu talkin' bout this is funny as hell. munch munch
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