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Okay bare with me for a bit. All real otaku always tout the proverbial meme "2D>3D" and using this baseline logic I will explain to you in simple terms (Cause at the core it involves quite the complex explanation that goes into non-linear philosophical thinking coupled with platitudinous sensical nonsense and geometric anomalies). :I'mSmarterThanYouEmoji:

When you examine 2D we see that it describes dimensions 2 in fact, which is obviously the most superior of them all if you were to ponder the awe that is 2D. Now well examine oppai, which are breasts :Obviousemoji:. There are cup sizes and there are band sizes (Which we will not delve further into cause it is mostly irrelevant to this discussion) cup sizes are determined by the difference between the diameter of a woman's rib cage and the circumference of the center of the breasts, and the moist holy and sacred of the cup sizes is The DD.

Why you might ask? It's because DD has 2D's and it's symbolic and as it has been hypothesized by many a great NEET mind that perhaps it is even a manifestation of 2D into our 3D world!

This at it's core is the chink in the armor of those flat purists, the meme boi's and grills who think that flat is justice, and hence flat chests are the best. This theory when delved into deeply shows that double d's are the pinnacle of breastitude and might even be the portal to the promise land that is 2D. :humbledemoji:
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What is this thread...
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By this logic, DDD breasts are best.
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dapperskeleton wrote:

What is this thread...



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gornotck wrote:

By this logic, DDD breasts are best.


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B cup is Best cup.
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this is the breast thread
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Any more than a handful is a waste. Just going to throw that out there.
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this is the breast thread


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World Cup is best cup, fools
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Roboteki wrote:

this is the breast thread


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If "why Have you involved me in this thread and I'm disappointed in humanity" were an expression on some ones face, it would be this.

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I prefer C's.
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