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Post Reply The Pros and Cons of Sex At Faster Than The Speed Of Light
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Posted 5/12/17 , edited 5/12/17


Note: This Thread Is NOT about having sex on a spaceship traveling at the speed of light ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

After learning a bit about the theories and such surrounding the speed of light, including the possibility of time travel, an energy threshold we cannot reach, it got me thinking. What if we could theoretically do sexual movements at or past the speed of light?


I have a couple of theories.

-Women lovers will instantly become 5 weeks along in the resulting pregnancy
-You will go back and time and take their virginity
-The resulting feeling of pleasure will become so overwhelming that it will explode with the force of 15 hydrogen bombs.
-Serious Rugburn

What do you think my fellow Crunchies? Would you like to have sex at the speed of light?
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Posted 5/12/17 , edited 5/12/17
Wouldn't...you both become a smear on the wall or something?

I mean one thrust would straight up...gurofi one of you.-.

Either way someone weather it's the chick or the male is getting shredded into gibs at that speed

Ya know..theoretically speaking
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con to your theories:

-paternaty suits arising from dates not lining up.
-this might make you a felon
-disappointing a lover anticipating pleasure so overwhelming that it will explode with the force of 15 hydrogen bombs.
-Serious Rugburn is the least of your concerns as speed increases mass
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So blink and you're done? There's no fun in that. Total con.

Parallel universes all converging to one single sex moment like a big bang theory. I'll go with that one. Pro.
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I theorize there is a point of exponentially increasing sexual energy, brought on by how hot and heavy the atmosphere is. If done long enough, in theoretical field of Onii Chan physics, we will reach a point called Sexual Infinity, where imoutos and onii chans become one, which I believe is what created the big bang bang of big bangs, and is responsible for the existence of life itself.
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Do... do I say something here?

No, no I don't. This thread is going to be taken down, anyway.
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You end up thrusting your whole body into her because of the amount of momentum you have left over from the thrust, and you end up wearing her skin,
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Don't you want it to last longer rather?
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wear one of these while ur at it
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Hmmmm....what would this mean for fapping?Could the human body handle it?These are very serious questions that we must ask ourselves.

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PeripheralVisionary wrote:

I theorize there is a point of exponentially increasing sexual energy, brought on by how hot and heavy the atmosphere is. If done long enough, in theoretical field of Onii Chan physics, we will reach a point called Sexual Infinity, where imoutos and onii chans become one, which I believe is what created the big bang bang of big bangs, and is responsible for the existence of life itself.


I'm dead.
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Thrusting at the speed of light, huh.
Well, I don't think much would change, apart from sex being fairly deadly and men finishing about 0.9% faster than they already do.
Har, har, har... *sigh*
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Posted 5/12/17 , edited 5/12/17
Since this thread is still here, I'll shut things down for you:

Things that move slower than the speed of light can never attain speeds equal to or greater than the speed of light. Similarly, things moving faster than light can't slow down to slower than lightspeed. This is how special relativity works. So since our bodies move slower than lightspeed, sex is also restricted to slower than lightspeed. That means the appropriate version of your question is what happens if thrusting occurs at relativistic speeds (i.e., some large fraction of the speed of light). Here is what would happen:

Suppose the guy's *ahem* "thing" was somehow able to attain relativistic speeds during thrusting. In order to slow down and reverse speeds, there would have to be an incredible force to decelerate it. Since human skin and flesh can't exert such a force, what would happen is that it would come off. It would proceed to fly through the woman's body as if it were nothing, killing her. That is what would happen.

Are you happy now?
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