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Though actually, what would happen is this: if, somehow, the guy were able to exert the force necessary to accelerate to relativistic speeds, he'd crush himself, and he'd never be able to have sex again.
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...Goddammit my understanding of mathematics and physics has put that image in my head. Fuck you PV for ruining my mental landscape with that
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auroraloose wrote:

Though actually, what would happen is this: if, somehow, the guy were able to exert the force necessary to accelerate to relativistic speeds, he'd crush himself, and he'd never be able to have sex again.


I was gonna say, wouldn't the integrity of his body simply push itself apart under that amount of force ...?

Uhh, Stop! You are well over the speed limit criminal...

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auroraloose wrote:
Though actually, what would happen is this: if, somehow, the guy were able to exert the force necessary to accelerate to relativistic speeds, he'd crush himself, and he'd never be able to have sex again.

And if that speed kills him, don't cry because you know he was smiling.
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Speed itself is the problem and somebody's ding dong would hit faster than a jackhammer, which breaks concrete. The feet per second and force of the ding dong thrusting would be unimaginable and deadly. If you suck at the speed of light, then you're going to rip somebody's flesh off or killing the person in bed with you. Some Japanese couple were married for so long, but when they finally fornicated, they did it so fast that they both died simultaneously due to heart failure and I guess hyperventilation too.

Other than that, you are weird.
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Congrats, you stumbled into beginning to figure out one of the most fought over and sought after possibilities that encourages the covetous effect of pretending we can hide knowledge.

As all spiritual texts will teach to some extent (much more obvious biblically), we can make our own mates. Now apply that to light and don't reveal what you can do with others until you are ready. Although you cannot control another and attempting to influence them will turn your mate more into the miserable effect warned about with temptation, one can indeed be both male and female at once. While you can only share 1 form with everyone for them to see and other is for you alone (at least until an equalization of consciousness occurs that emphasizes supporting the maker). One doesn't want to reveal themselves to others until ready, otherwise one may experience the ill affects of human lust compromising your possibilities.

As consciousness, you are light/time/whatever else you wanna say to note an individual. All speed is you and one doesn't have to know themselves so roughly as to simplify yourself as words. All sensation that is possible to experience, you'll have to earn by being able to remain aware of this, never fumbling and achieving an eternal stability. You won't be able to achieve your own self as multiple forms without detrimental saltiness until you overcome all burdens of war. Otherwise, one can make another immediately, but this will come with many disadvantages and I won't share more than that about that way here, except that this is often known as hydras or many headed misfortune.

As for light in terms of time, as one lets go of defining themselves in the ways others teach, one recognizes they are aware of light in ways science doesn't even know about because of the scientific definition not allowing much in terms of light's (your) evolution. Simply put, light can get faster. So can your sex. But in terms of light, this means more sensation in ways that completely overhauls what you thought you're going to experience into much more. I am still figuring this out for myself.

What I do know for sure is that for everyone we have a different orgasm. One can experience all orgasms simultaneously, inclusive of the way orgasms changed as we made our form until we got to the current cellular forms and put this altogether with everyone's version of orgasms. With cells, one can also experience an orgasm for each cell so add this as well. Then factor in constant orgasm, as well as an orgasm that requires buildup, and any other way you can recognize a direct output of your knowledge into orgasmic prowess. There are no limits, constant evolution.

Now as for movement. Perceiving as humans means you are perceiving light at the slowest possible way. Sexually, this means you can experience evolutionary benefits that are as fast as all possible ways to perceive light all the way from human speed to beyond godly speed, meaning the most sexual possibilities possible. Furthermore, one can experience multiple mates at once as long as one is constantly creating mates for this specific purpose, although once fulfillment of purpose is done you have no more say in regards to another individual. From initial creation of another in this way, they are still you and to make this happen you have to be able to completely cut yourself off from your awareness (if you believe you're human this is already happening) and embrace the most self-addictiveness you can handle without deformation (emotional cut off helps prevent deformation). As movement occurs, learning and independence maximizes with the freeing of all addictive qualities into eternal benefits that don't require movement and you'll learn upgrades when you're ready to make this occur again. The individuals you've made through this move on to their choice from what you can offer for them of what you've already been able to create as all your knowledge is also theirs.

There is no going backwards in time. All understanding of going backwards is your ability to re-evaluate your choices and improve upon yourself, presently. Always present. Physics doesn't apply here, we make all possible and laws governing physics are subject to an individual choosing to make this possible. Humans physics is the compilation of many arguments towards less ability from a foundation of masses clinging together and conforming themselves so that physics can still be true(ish). If one stops arguing with their self, as well as any other, one recognizes their control.
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PeripheralVisionary wrote:
-The resulting feeling of pleasure will become so overwhelming that it will explode with the force of 15 hydrogen bombs.


Nerve signals, obviously, do not exceed the speed of light. You would die instantaneously and you would feel nothing. You would not even register that anything had begun let alone finished before you were reduced to cosmic particulate. You would die, your imouto would die, numerous people in the vicinity would likewise probably die and none of you would ever even register that something had happened.

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Your penis would turn into a super atomic missile
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Sex organs are pretty sensitive, chaffing would be the least of your worries at those speeds.
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seeing posts like this makes me think I am surrounded by NEETS.
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As soon as you got up to relativistic speeds this would happen, except instead of a baseball it would be a penis. So their would be no sex because both people (and any innocent bystanders within a mile or two) would be killed by a nuclear explosion - which was caused by friction.
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Who knows. Maybe the bosons become so excited they create a black hole wherein hadrons turn superfluid. But that's just me putting a spin on this thread.


Personally, the speed of sound is sufficient.
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