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Post Reply Scientists baffled by massive Martian hole
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How did Pot cause the Martian Apotcalypse ?

Too much THC produced in weed raised in Martian Hydroponic Pot Dispensary, "hole-in-ground".
"hole-in-ground" becomes place for gathering and snack sell-point.
To much THC causes munchies which caused the collapse of the food supply chain,causes scramble
for the last snacks on Martian soil at the "hole-in-ground," causing the Martian Apotcalypse ?

If only they had preserved the Martian everlasting Snack Products
Brownie Bites. CupCakes. Chocodile Twinkie. Ding Dong.
Donettes. Fruit Pie. Ho Hos. Mini Muffins.
The Martian Apotcalypse could of been avoided.

This caused climate change and the last gasp of Martians added too much additional CO2.
This is why we need to make a decision, Pot or climate change, you cannot have both.
This brought to you by NASA-(Need Another Seven Astronauts)
and 2MTomH-(to much time on my hands).
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Do they know how deep it is?
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They already broach my leading idea on the subject as a collapsed lava tube. I have an image of me in one on my profile. The other idea I was thinking about is a caldera. An ancient meteorite could cause a caldera to form.

All in all, interesting, but nothing too amazing. The channels on Mars interest me far more. Were they formed by water, or were they formed by very thin lava?
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karatecowboy wrote:

Do they know how deep it is?


Assuming the previous post of 940 pixels = a mile... roughly 300-700 feet thick. Depends on the angle of the talus slope I want to believe in. That is assuming Earth gravity which is steeper. Could be up to 1000 feet.
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This article is just begging for a dirty pun.
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The title made me think of some low budget alien porno.

No but seriously, the article title and the thread title made me think we would get an onion article or something.

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