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"That's my man." Hatsu playfully bantered back and peeked through the bag. Perfect. Hatsu grabbed her backpack and all of her stuff before signalling Azuki to follow after her. As soon as they walked out the door, Hatsu gave a countdown.

"3... 2... 1"


The door suddenly slammed shut behind them and the lock clicked.

All the students turned to the door, alarmed at the sudden sound disturbing their peace.

"Oh, my god!!!!" One student pointed to the chalkboard at the front, "blood" dripping down as words started forming on its in scratchy lettering.

RESPECT OTHERS.
OTHERS RESPECT YOU.
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̵̣͔̳B̢̖̰͈̫́É̢̺͈̟̝͟ ͚̻̣͖̖̤͖͡͞
D̕͏̟I̖̻̦̻̹̤͕Ş͏̭͇ͅR̗͓̺̦̼̣͔͜͜E̩͖͇̺͘͞S̸͈͔͇̙̥͚̼͔͉̕͝P͏̴͔̺̬̠̰͍̱̘E͏͈̻̩͇̫͝͞ͅC̜͎̬͡T̢̹̱̘̰̀͞E̷̠̣̱̙ͅD͎̼̠̤͇͘.̼

Everyone immediately lost their shit and scrambled to the door pushing and shoving, basically every man for themselves.

They turned the knob. The door wouldn't budge.

"Lights!" Hatsu commanded from the other side of the door. "Camera. Action!" She smiled, telling Kazuki and the ghost to release the smoke bomb, cut the lights, break the windows, levitate the desks, and basically just wreck havoc–
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A dark grin curled on Kazuki's lips as he released the smoke bombs and coated the students in an array of colors. The chaos that opened in front of his was as theatrical as possible with glass shattering, desks and chairs floating, and red paint dripping down the the chalkboard and now the walls. It was a scene right out of an Asian horror film thanks not only due to his charming commands, but also to Hatsu's flawless expertise. It's a shame that she couldn't see it.

Nevertheless, his hand brushed past a young girl's shoulder as he moved a desk to the side before she tripped on it. "It would be dangerous if you were to hurt yourself, my lovely little flower bud. ♥ " He whispered into her ear and caressed a stray lock of her hair. The girl immediately jumped from his touch before running away, screaming in hysterics. Kazuki struck a captivating pose amongst the terror. Even now he can't bring himself to purposefully hurt a girl. ♥


"oooooooOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! IT'S WORKING!!!!!!!!" Azuki was pressed against the door from the outside as she listened in on all the screams and cries from her helpless classmates. "To have ghosts friends like that... Hatsu-san, you're so cool!!!!!!!!" Her eyes lit up with admiration towards her best friend.

"I wish I could see what they're doing inside though!!" Azuki pressed herself closer to the door as if she could find a hole she could peep through if she tried hard enough.
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"It's really no biggie." Hatsu rubbed her nose, a little bit embarrassed by the praise Azuki was giving. "But, hey!!! Who knows, maybe like in those animes you watch, if you train really hard you can see ghosts too and make ghost friends!!"

And with that thought, Hatsu shifted her heels and scurried down the hallway before the commotion they caused would be noticed. After all, it was pretty loud with all the screaming and noise.

"Next up... is part 2 of the plan. Messing with Hulk-sensei. Let's go, quickly!" Hatsu's lips twitched into a grin as she deviously rubbed her hands together in anticipation. "Hehehe."

As they walked through the halls, students slowly and gradually started crowding into the hallway and towards Hatsu's and Azuki's classroom to check out what the hell was going on. Hatsu and Azuki seemed to be the only one going in the opposite direction.

"Azucchi. The plan is simple. We gather blackmail material on Hulk-sensei into speaking his true feelings while you secretly record it with you phone! He'll probably let your guard down if it's just you... so you're going to have to do this part on your own. This time. YOU'RE THE HERO." Hatsu put her hands on Azuki's shoulder, adrenaline pumping out as she gave a super motivational speech.

"Also, make sure Seiji-kun doesn't find out about this... " Hatsu whispered and nervously cleared her throat. "Or anyone else for that matter. This secret goes with us to the grave." Hatsu got her hand ready to do their super awesome secret handshake.

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"Ghost friends.....!!!!!!!!" Azuki's eyes grew big at the realistically low possibility of befriending a ghost. Of having a nice, friendly ghost companion who would help you fight crime and solve mysteries. A friend who will always be there with you when you’re sad and lonely or cheerful and happy...

She filled her head with these innocent delusions as she followed after Hatsu. Not even the students scurrying past them fazed her one bit. The Marvelous Adventures of Azuki and Ghost Friends was at its 2nd arc by the time Hatsu started talking again.

"I'm... THE HERO!!!!!!!!!" And then her eyes grew even larger, as if that's possible. Every single concern and flaw for this plan dissipated in that very moment. Azuki is the hero, and the hero always saves the day, no matter what happens. So even if she could get into some deep deep trouble for doing this, she's doing it for justice and justice always wins!!!!!!!!!

Somewhere within her hyper-delusioned mind, a voice groaned in despair.

"Don't worry Hatsu-san, I won't fail you!!!!!!" She put her hands on her hips and struck a confident pose. Her smile was twitching from excitement. "And I won't tell anyone, promise!!!!!"

She reached for Hatsu's hand and did their super awesome secret handshake that comprised of fist bumps, hand signals, and the macarena.

"He's in the faculty lounge, right? I'LL GET HIM TO TALK DON'T WORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!" And with that, she ran off giggling.

Halfway through, the high of being a hero started to wear down and reality started to sink in. How would she get Hulk-sensei alone? How would she get him to talk? Would she have to bribe him with food? Does he like red bean bread? Oh, but she owes Haru red bean bread already... Her pace gradually fell as she pondered on these thoughts. Hulk-sensei was a big and intimidating guy. He could easily pick her up and slam her down with a suplex. If she said the wrong words...

She could already hear the bell ring as the referee holds Hulk-sensei's arm up as champion of the ring. Azuki shuddered.

Azu...

Azuki listened closely to the friendly voice in her head and suddenly, she had an idea. With a wide smile, she practiced her speech quietly to herself as she speed-walked the rest of the way to the faculty office.

"Sensei!" Azuki called out once she opened the office doors. She was eyeing only one person in the room. "Do you mind if I speak with you in private about something important?
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Hatsu couldn't help but smile at her best friend's enthusiasm and wished from the bottom of her heart that Azuki would never change. "You're the greatest hero, Azucchi!" Hatsu returned Azuki's confident pose with a firm salute... like a mother sending her baby off to war—proud, but very worried.

Azuki was a smart girl though. Hatsu believed things would go smoothy.......... pr..obably...

She took a deep breath and waited outside the door with the rope Kazuki secured for her before. Just in case something with wrong, she would choke the mothafucker.

Her gripped tightened around the rope as she listened in...


"–– and when she looks at me like that, it just makes my blood boil."

Hulk-sensei was already in the middle of ranting to Azuki by the time Hatsu started eavesdropping.

"I personally don't have anything against Tanoshige. Besides being a peasant like you, Murakami, you're right she hasn't done anything wrong. Fair? Well, nothing in life is fair, sweetie."

The way the words "sweetie" rolled off his tongue sent goosebumps up Hatsu's spine.


"But, like I was saying. That defying look she gives me reminds me too much of Saeng... Pssh." He spat. "Just because Saeng's the daughter of a wealthy sponsor she thinks she can cross me and get away with anything. It pisses me off... so, it was satisfying seeing her face in pain, even if really wasn't her. But, twins, so it works."

Hatsu could only see the back of their teacher's head through the door, but even she could tell how disgustingly gross he was grinning right now. She met with Azuki's eyes and mouthed to her to keep it going. There wasn't enough concrete evidence yet.

"Forget about me though, you said... you came here to talk about something important?" Hulk-sensei's voice suddenly went low as he gazed down lecherously at Azuki's chest. He took a step forward, so close his breath was exhaled on the tip of her bangs. "I'm reaaally sorry about before, Murakami... no Azuki-chan. I can call you that right?"

His hand somehow made its way on Azuki's shoulder, lightly tapping his hand against her skin as he leaned in even closer. "I just used you at first to get to Tanoshige, as you can see... now.... shall we had somewhere more private to talk?"
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Azuki kept her lips shut as Hulk-sensei rambled on and on, but it was proving to be an unexpected challenge to do so. Every sentence that came out of his mouth was wrong and unfair. She could hear her inner justice system ringing its alarm in her ear, signalling her to fight back like any other hero would in this situation. How could anyone let this sheer act of jealousy and inequality and... and just... this bad teacher continue teaching here? Hatsu and Haru don't deserve any of this!!! They are very good people!!! She should punch him in the face right here for this!!! But then she remembered the image of her defeated in the boxing ring, along with the objective she was given, and kept herself obedient.

That sense of obedience was quickly slipping, though. Her mind might be slow, but her body immediately picked up the predatory demeanor he was giving out. A shiver crawled up spine at his touch, and her mental voice along with the friendly one was screaming for her to get the heckie out of there asap.

"I'm fine for now, sensei..." Azuki took a step away from him and tried her best to control the fear in her voice. She could tell she wasn't doing a very good job though. "I um... have to go now, thanks for the talk!!!!!"
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The door would have slammed open the moment Hulk-sensei took a step forward.... and Hatsu would have definitely pounced onto Hulk-sensei's back to do amazing acrobatic moves like Black Widow, but she was still just a petite girl and definitely NO SUPERHERO or ASSASSIN.

Stealth was the trick.

Hatsu had already made her move when Hulk-sensei was being distracted, being the lecherous d-bag he was. She tiptoed through the door and crouched with the rope in one hand and a thumbtack in another.

"I um... have to go now, thanks for the talk!!!!!—"

That was when Hatsu struck. She took a little leap and slammed the thumbtack into a pressure point (in that moment blessing the acupuncture class she randomly took with Natsu) and wrapped the rope around sensei's neck as they both tumbled down from his weight.

Hatsu rolled just enough so there was room for him not to fall on her, while still managing to keep a grip on the rope. She pulled even harder this time, like a Roman gladiator tugging on their chariot.

Hulk-sensei's face went beet red, as he glared deadly into Hatsu's eyes, feeling pathetic as he was too stunned to struggle or beat a 110lb 5'3" girl. Not even 5 seconds passed when he passed out from asphyxiation.

Hatsu let go of the rope and nearly fell back a second time. Ugh... rope burn. It was the second time today that her hands were all battered up. She wiped her sweat and weakly gave Azuki a thumbs up. "Mission... accomplished..." She panted, mentally noting to herself to NEVER do that again. "Let's tie him and move him somewhere else..." Though he seemed so much heavy for two girls to move on their own.
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Azuki was just as surprised as Hulk-sensei was to see Hatsu - that is, if she had seen his expression. The whole tumble between him and Hatsu went down too quickly for her. Truthfully, if Hatsu didn't show up at that momen and mean and pervy sensei wouldn't let her leave, she would have gunned the heckie out of there. She probably wouldn't have been able to outrun him, but if she could make enough of a scene, she could attract enough attention to save her. Well, not that she needed to anymore.

"Hatsu-san!!!! Azuki cheered as she went up to Hatsu with sparkling eyes. Although she couldn't see everything since they was moving so fast, what she did see was really, really cool. It just reaffirmed how amazing Hatsu is, and how much Azuki admired her. "You saved me Hatsu-san!!! I thought I was going to get raped!!" She remembered the way he looked at her chest and gagged, "YOU'RE THE COOLEST HERO EVER!!!!!!!"

She turned her attention to Hulk-sensei and nudged his arm with her foot. "Is he dead?" She tried to lift him up, but he proved to be too bulky for her to handle. "He's really heavy..." Azuki huffed. Maybe she should have taken kendo with Seiji.....
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Hatsu still felt incredible winded and trying to lift him up was like trying to carry two fat pigs to the slaughterhouse. "Azucchi, I got your back!!!! I won't let anything happen to you!!! Your virginity will be protected as long as I am here and as long as the guy isn't hot!!!" She pounded her chest and flashed a victory sign before altogether giving up carrying the damn guy. "I wish he was, but he's just unconscious. Let's just quickly drag him somewhere... hopefully the commotion my friends made in class is still going on."

Hatsu bent over and french-knot tied Hulk-sensei as best as she could before giving a satisfied nod.

"1,2,3... HEAVE!"

And he didn't budge.

"What are you ladies up to? Looks interesting. I've always wanted to be part of a murder plot once in my life."

Hatsu grumbled the moment she heard that all too familiar voice. "Chiharu-senpai. Are you just gonna stand there and watch us? If so get out of the way."

Chiharu was leaning against the doorway, his arms crossed with a bemused grin. "It was you guys that started that riot, right?" He pointed to the direction of the hallway they just came down. "Thanks, I was gonna die of boredom if I stayed in calc any longer."

Riot???? What just happened in like the 10 minutes they were gone. "If you're so thankful, make yourself useful." Hatsu's eyes darted to Hulk-sensei's limp body.

"Easy." Chiharu whistled and pranced over to where the two girls were before effortlessly picking up their teacher's body with one hand. "Hey, Azu-chan." Chiharu greeted with his usual playful tone. "So, where am I delivering this newly, fresh acquired meat?"

"Hmm, any ideas, Azucchi?"
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"Hatsu-san..." Azuki wiped the tears beginning to well up. What did she do to deserve such a good friend? But in reality, she wasn’t going to get her virginity lost any time soon. She wasn’t popular and boys didn’t really look at her that way. The fact didn't sadden her, though. As much as she'd love to have a shoujo manga happen to her, she's more than happy seeing it open up to others.

Such as Hatsu and Chiharu right in front of her. She tried to keep her fangirling at a minimum in respects to her best friend's feelings at least.

"Thank you for helping us Chiharu-senpai!!!!" Azuki grinned, not even questioning how easily he agreed to helping them get away with psuedo-murder. She was more preoccupied by how easily he picked up Hulk-sensei to be honest. "Whoaaa Chiharu-senpai, you're super strong!!!!!!!" Her eyes grew big again and she even applauded him for the feat.

Once Hatsu addressed her, she immediately snapped out of her awe. "Uh...." She went through all the detective manga and anime she watched before concluding with unwavering conviction, "The janitor's closet!!!!! No one would look in there!!!"
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"If such pretty girls require my service, I'd be a damn fool to say no." Chiharu grinned and playfully bopped Hatsu's nose with his free hand. "Too bad Haa-chan's only pretty when she shuts up."

Hatsu nearly bit Chiharu's finger off. She was about to tell him off with a 1002109 curse words, but decided to stay quiet for some reason.

"This is no biggie. You can do it too, Azu-chan! 100 Push-ups, 100 Sit-ups, 100 Squats, and a 10 km run everyday and this'll be a piece of cake!" ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ Chiharu flexed his biceps, and they were very, very good biceps indeed.

H-Hatsu wasn't drooling. She was just, uh. Crying from her lips.

Once they arrived in the janitor closet, Chiharu threw Hulk-sensei down and patted his hand free. "Well, that's my free charity for the day. Have fun, but not too much fun without me." Chiharu shot Hatsu a blow-kiss and in return she stepped on his foot.

Now, it was just Azuki, Hatsu, and Hulk-sensei alone in the room.

"... How do we wake him up...? Should I get bucket of water... wait... how do we even interrogate him?" Hatsu rubbed her chin, obviously she didn't think this far into the plan. She should have watched more detective scenes. Or torture scenes. Maybe she should just beat him up until he admitted the truth.
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While Hatsu was shamelessly checking out Chiharu, Azuki was taking his words to heart, even counting all the exercises she had to do on her fingers. Her face turned pale once she added them up. Not even Seiji does that much in a single day. Hell, she can't even walk a mile at leisure pace without feeling tired. How will she become a hero like One Punch Man at this rate?

Azuki followed behind them to the janitor's closet while trying to mask her mental dilemma.

"Bye Chiharu-senpai!!! Thanks again for the help!!!" Azuki waved Chiharu goodbye before returning her attention to Hulk-sensei.

"Hmm.... we can throw water at him! Or slap him? Oh, that might make him angry though..." As if he wouldn't be angry the moment he wakes up. "Well, we can take his wallet and threaten to spend all his money if he doesn't speak the truth!!! Or pull his pants down and take pictures of him in his underwear! Should I go to the kendo club and borrow a katana?"
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"All great ideas." Hatsu wasn't one to dismiss Azuki's ideas even if they were ridiculous. After all. Hatsu's ideas were far worse––

"Too bad, we can only choose one method.... Well, for now! Let's throw water at him."

Hatsu pulled out a water bottle and whacked him across the face. "Oops. Forgot to open the cap." She wasn't sorry in the slightest for the black eye he got.
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"So... the katana one then? Or should we go for another weapon? I think the chem club was developing new toxins when I was collecting money from them..." Azuki continued to ponder to herself. She wasn't even fazed when she saw Hatsu throw the water bottle at Hulk-sensei and bruise his eye.

"Don't get the floor too wet though! It'll leave evidence!!!"
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"Eee, too late." The deed had been done and Hulk-sensei was soaked head to toe. "Take off your blazer and help me clean this up ><" Hatsu hastily unbuttoned her blouse because she wasn't wearing her blazer and patted it down on the newly form puddle. Hulk-sensei still didn't wake up though...

"New toxins!!! That's the best idea you've come up with yet! Maybe if we feed him drugs, he'll get so addicted they'll fire him!" Hatsu exclaimed, not processing that toxins does not = pot.
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