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What's the funniest thing your teacher ever said?
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Posted 6/19/17 , edited 6/19/17
I had a chemistry professor who liked to say "As sure as I am black" when answering questions from students.
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Posted 6/19/17 , edited 6/19/17
"And in this corner.....il Duce!" (plays old file footage of Mussolini crossing his arms and boasting)


Thank you, high school freshman history teacher. lol
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My middle school math teacher said a lot of funny things but what I remember the most is there was this kid in my class that was trying to get out of the classroom so he said he had a headache in order to get out of the classroom and asked if he could go to the nurses office. My math teacher knew he didn't have a headache and knew he was a problem student so he handed him a chapstick and said "Here put this on your head and it will cure your headache. Head on." and I remember doing my best not to laugh because I think he was talking about the head on commercials where you put something on your head for a headache.
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"If you're an ass kisser, you must have really bad breath."
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Posted 6/19/17 , edited 6/19/17
My Italian teacher teaching the class curse words in Italian.

Although I hate his guts, it was pretty funny. I call him a malaka (It's Greek and it means someone who doesn't use common sense or is just an asshole).

He's a malaka, because for our final project, we had to create an Italian menu. When he graded all the menus, and handed it back to us, I saw a note on my menu. Apparently he took off points, because he didn't agree with the hours I chose for my restaurant (I was being realistic, so I had my restaurant closed on Saturdays for religious reasons), and I'm like calm your wrinkles (he's like 80 years old), this isn't going to be a real restaurant. I explained to him why I had it closed on Saturday, and he said it didn't matter (and I'm like yes it does, because Chick-Fil-A is closed on Sundays for religious). He then proceeded to say that if that was the case, I should have explained myself on my menu, and I'm like I don't have to explain myself.

I'm so glad I never have him again as my teacher. He wasted my time. I didn't learn any Italian, except for asino and how to say faggot. All he did was talk about himself (literally) and other pointless BS.
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Posted 6/19/17 , edited 6/20/17
There's only one thing I want to change about you, and that's your last name.
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