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Post Reply Fred will be a pet for 50k a year
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As long as you give him water, a place to live, and food, Fred will be your personal pet for 50k a year. (Let's see how far this joke goes)


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Get away old man
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wtf? can i abuse you Fred like a slave?
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jl6 wrote:

wtf? can i abuse you Fred like a slave?


You can tease me but abusive behavior is not allowed, in the contract
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you must be my slave for the week or no deal
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You whore.


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fredreload wrote:
As long as you give him water, a place to live, and food, Fred will be your personal pet for 50k a year. (Let's see how far this joke goes)
P.S Not selling organs


this is the deposit (1 trillion)




so let's meet a local police station for the remaining amount. I'll need full name, address, phone, picture, social security, closest relatives, etc.. i still need to do background check for human pets as well -- no exceptions

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Oh, I though it's Fred, the weird cringe-inducing youtuber-like organism. I think I'm happy it's just Fred. So, is there anything preventing pets doing construction work and such?
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Elvikun wrote:

Oh, I though it's Fred, the weird cringe-inducing youtuber-like organism. I think I'm happy it's just Fred. So, is there anything preventing pets doing construction work and such?


Na there isn't = =
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Posted 6/26/17
Fred works for a very rich person, who only pays the minimum for house cleaning, or even less
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fredreload wrote:


Elvikun wrote:

Oh, I though it's Fred, the weird cringe-inducing youtuber-like organism. I think I'm happy it's just Fred. So, is there anything preventing pets doing construction work and such?


Na there isn't = =


So, for 50k a year, I can work you to the bone, sell your body, anything, and whatever profits you make go to your owner of course. Too bad we don't live in Quatar, I don't think there is a way to make such a contract trully legal anywhere else. Think I'd be willing to take the deal otherwise.
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but do you clean?
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Squidpu wrote:

but do you clean?


Fred can clean himself
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Posted 6/26/17
but what makes you think anyone want you for a pet ?
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summerbeat wrote:

but what makes you think anyone want you for a pet ?


No idea lol, for people who need a pet


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