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Yes, ladies and gentlemen. I give you Buttholegate.

https://wonkette.com/619890/vegan-restaurant-owners-triggered-just-because-diner-didnt-want-to-see-their-kids-butthole
https://twitter.com/curtofranklin/status/883004150988013569

I don't even. I'm not even sure how to TL;DR this. Basically, this restaurant lets their naked children run rampant throughout the whole place and when people complained they flipped the *fark* out on Yelp and Facebook:


A regular diner had a bad experience, so she left a review, like people do. It wasn’t a mean review, really! She didn’t cuss them, and she didn’t say she was never ever fucking visiting again. She just wanted to let the owners know she found it kind of icky when she was eating her monkey grass salad with dirt dressing, and the OWNER’S TODDLER CHILD WAS RUNNING AROUND THE RESTAURANT ALL NEKKID WITH DIRTY FEET AND SHOWING ITS BUTTHOLE TO WHOMEVER WANTED TO SEE IT. She also didn’t like it when the owner’s other kid yodeled at her repeatedly while she was eating. Otherwise, it was great! Really good imitation food! Would eat again! Just, like, next time, hold the toddler butthole and the yodeling and everything will be great, OK?



The owners instead responded by lashing out at the reviewer in two (recently deleted!) posts, because obviously that person hates children, because if you don’t want to eat lunch or dinner while Mommy’s Little Bundle Of Health Code Violations runs amok, that means you HATE KIDS and HATE HER KIDS SPECIFICALLY:


You really have to read the whole wonkette article though, it's amazing in all the wrong ways.

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I feel like reality is turning into a gigantic meme.
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ronin99 wrote:
I feel like reality is Turing into a gigantic meme.


Not sure if typo or nerd joke.

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runec wrote:


ronin99 wrote:
I feel like reality is Turing into a gigantic meme.


Not sure if typo or nerd joke.



Typo.
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Man, they really do say it on their website:


Please try to understand that we are a family owned and operated community. We are not a cookie cut, corporate business. In fact, we are the antithesis of this model. Thus, your experience may vary from visit to visit. Sometimes you may not have to wait long for a table or food. Sometimes it may take an hour. Sometimes there may be children running around your table, singing very loudly. Sometimes you will have a very quiet, candlelight experience. So please leave your expectations at the door.


It seems to me this "experience" could be solved through the novel concept of "parenting".



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Typo.


Aw, I'm actually a bit disappointed.
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runec wrote:



Aw, I'm actually a bit disappointed.



Sorry to disappoint.
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Can we as a species go a day without doing something 100% stupid? Even 99.9% stupid would be acceptable at this point.
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sums up my take on it ^
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octorockandroll wrote:

Can we as a species go a day without doing something 100% stupid? Even 99.9% stupid would be acceptable at this point.


Not with the large amount of humans on this planet.
Someone probably accidently walks into a door every 10 minutes.
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Sigh
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Ashliet wrote:
Someone probably accidently walks into a door every 10 minutes.


And intentionally every 20 minutes.
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I thought vegans were suppose to be smarter than we the people who eat meat.
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Aw, shit.(pun intended) That might bring in a whole new set of customers...
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Ashliet wrote:


octorockandroll wrote:

Can we as a species go a day without doing something 100% stupid? Even 99.9% stupid would be acceptable at this point.


Not with the large amount of humans on this planet.
Someone probably accidently walks into a door every 10 minutes.


That's not 100% stupid though, that's just a random accident. It's certainly nowhere near as bad as having your kid show his butthole to your customers.
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