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First of all, I'd miss my wife on Earth terribly. She loves cats, so I'd probably end up hanging out with Catfolk because they remind me of her. Then whatever happens, happens I guess, although getting married again - regardless of species - wouldn't be the first thing on my mind.

But to answer your question, Catfolk seem most likely to socialize with other races, and as the only human in this world, I'd be unique (and probably repugnant to just about everyone, although I guess you never know).

It would tough raising a family, though. Lot of mouths to feed (for a short while anyway; they seem like they'd grow up fast), and the constant fear that my wife and kids would be picked up by slavers. No guarantee I wouldn't be enslaved myself in any case, though, and in a world like this, having a big family at my back down the road wouldn't be a bad thing.

The shorter life cycle kind of sucks, but then I'm in my forties at the moment, so it's not as potentially painful as it could be. And I'd end up with a LOT of grandkids before I'm too old to be a cool granddad.

Plus, you know, catgirls. Hey, I'm not made of tin, here.
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jtjumper wrote:

You are teleported to a fantasy world with no humans. Who do you marry?

The choices are:

* Mermaid/Merman
* Lamia
* Catgirl/Catboy
* Winged humanoid
* Centaur
* Slimes
* Mushroom Person
* Fairies
* Cloud Person
* Alone Forever, living among the rock monsters.

Merfolk - They love all the creatures of the sea. They often are found conversing with the sea creatures. However, when the conversation ends, they devour their surprised prey. So unsurprisingly, their society values cunning and guile. The most respected merfolk have the best stories of betrayal and con artistry. However, betrayal against friends and family is frowned upon and those who do this quickly find themselves excluded from society. The males are feared for speed and teeth, which can break iron. The females are feared for their Siren's Call, a sound they emit which lures the prey of choice to its doom.

Lamias - Snake people are carnivorous. They typically sneak up on their prey before hypnotizing it with their abilities. Though they are a warrior society, they still love to give hugs. For reasons lost to time, they consider it a sacred duty to guard the southern pass. They frequently face discrimination due to their militaristic society, both from other societies and in their own. However, when they aren't trying to kill someone, the show great hospitality and kindness.

Catfolk - They live a carefree lifestyle, doing odd jobs for other races. They don't really have a society of their own, instead living in all the others. Those that are free live a lazy lifestyle, preferring to bask in the sun or curl up to fires. Unfortunately, many have been enslaved especially by the more militaristic societies. This is due their lower intelligence, which caused by their shorter life cycle (50 years). They make up for this by producing litters of ten to twenty.

Winged humanoids aka "Angels" - Both mysterious and terrifying, little is known about "Angels". According to some rumors, they unleash horrific destruction when they appear. According to others, they are merely the heralds of disaster. They are rumored to have skin appearing to be metallic or made of some hard bone-like substance, depending upon whom you believe. A local merfolk circus group claimed to encounter one with feathery wings, while on notoriously always bored lamia once claimed to encounter one with leathery wings with metal ribbing. A ex-proctologist slime famously claimed to possess a foot of one these "Angels." It appeared like a bird's foot and had seemingly metallic inserts. Fairy scientists who examined the foot insisted it was a hoax meant to bring the slime money since he could no longer work after an incident involving a centaur, but were unable to identify the material of the inserts. This still remains a mystery to this day.

Centaurs - Long ago they were tasked by entity known as the Protector to guard mysterious portals. As a result their society became increasingly militaristic. After years of nothing exiting the portals, many have abandoned this endeavor, instead working as mercenaries or raiding villages. However, they do not bother the rock monsters. They consider it a grave insult if someone tries to ride them.

Slimes - Well-known for their poetry, artistic expression, and democratic society, slimes seeks for a better coexistence and the furthering of knowledge. They eat by covering their food. Whenever a slime eats an animal, it leaves the blood intact. Feral slimes tend to attack fairy tree colonies and leave nothing behind. When asked why this happens, slimes claim, "The wild ones must be attracted to their elements."
For millennia, many varieties of slimes are known to exist, but the first study of slime biology wasn't made by outsiders until 400 years ago, following the Interracial Slime Coexistence Pact. Mushroom man Ludwig von Flinkhart and Fairy Reddrift Frostshine led the research. The discovery they made was shocking: Each slime was composed of a single material (e.g. acid, water, metal, air, fire, rock, oil, electricity, plasma, glass, ice, or dirt)! It was also discovered slimes consume their prey by absorbing its life force rather than by dissolving it. Slimes also can consume their own element. Slimes claim that reproduction is achieved when two slimes of opposite sex immerse themselves in one another and achieve a "spiritual link." When asked whether fire slimes mate with water slimes, the response was, "those couples all died." Toward the end of the study, in a session involving 10 acid slimes, one of slimes claimed to be, "the prettiest girl of the bunch," followed by grunts of assent from the others and one cat call. After noting the identical shape and color of the slimes, Flinkhart notoriously uttered, "I think we've been punked."

Mushroom People - Averaging 3 feet (1m) in height, the mushroom people are well known for their advances in medicine. Their stubby arms and legs endear them to fellow travelers. Baby mushroom people sprout from their mothers.

Fairies - They are a tiny sort, often building entire fairy-sized apartment complexes into single trees. They are well known for their advances into structural engineering and advanced machinery. They also generate various "elements," (e.g. water, metal, air, plastic, rock, toothpaste, plasma, glass, ice, or milk) using 'magic.'

Cloud People - Composed of living mist, cloud people harness their innate control of light to project images that seem to resemble the human form. They often feed off streams during day. At night they hover in the clouds. They are renowned for their beauty and enjoy creating sounds resembling music. They sometimes marry water slimes.

Rock Monsters - Because of the tribal nature their society, there is no distinct attribute associated with the rock monsters, except that they all despise rock slimes. They don't marry outsiders.


I have questions about this thread i'd like answered please.

If i choose Mushroom person can I ingest my spouse if I get tickets to a concert? If not, If I choose "live alone forever among the rock monsters" can I enter a secret relationship with my right hand? I'd ask to with my left sense it's my dominant but it wants a serious relationship it keeps going on about how it's tired of watching all it's friends get married saying it's "always a bridesmaid and never a bride" I ignore it of coarse because i'm to tired after which makes it really angry (violent and abusive) so it won't light my cigarettes or fix me sandwiches and I have to fix them with my right so there's just mustard and shit everywhere. Anyways me and my left hand are going to be late for relationship counciling so I better go. The make-up sex after these counciling sessions is infreakingcredible it's true what they say lefties are the devils minions because it feels so good that i'm probably going to hell for it.
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52infinity wrote:

I have questions about this thread i'd like answered please.

If i choose Mushroom person can I ingest my spouse if I get tickets to a concert?


I'm pretty sure that's murder in all places except the Snake people society (there's a reason they don't get good healthcare).


If not, If I choose "live alone forever among the rock monsters" can I enter a secret relationship with my right hand?


The rock monsters probably wouldn't notice. But you may want to reconsider.


I'd ask to with my left sense it's my dominant but it wants a serious relationship it keeps going on about how it's tired of watching all it's friends get married saying it's "always a bridesmaid and never a bride" I ignore it of coarse because i'm to tired after which makes it really angry (violent and abusive) so it won't light my cigarettes or fix me sandwiches and I have to fix them with my right so there's just mustard and shit everywhere. Anyways me and my left hand are going to be late for relationship counciling so I better go. The make-up sex after these counciling sessions is infreakingcredible it's true what they say lefties are the devils minions because it feels so good that i'm probably going to hell for it.


If knowledge is power, why do I feel weaker?
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I would marry a Catboy .

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