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Posted 7/25/17
So mc is a depressed hiki, he has no will to live, and everyone hates him. He jumps out into traffic and gets into car accident, and in his 2nd life he's in a fantasy world with cat people and magic and dragons and shit. He becomes an adventurer, starts to get a little successful, then dies in cart accident. 3rd life he's reincarnated as a chicken to some farmer in Brazil. Confused, he starts running around squaking and making a shit load of noise. The farmers decide they've had enough of this crazy chicken and try to eat him. While running away, he gets run over by a motorcycle. 4th life, he's a banker in the real world after the 2008 Japanese recession. After coming to terms with his reincarnation cycle, he tries unsuccessfully to live his new life. He falls into a deep depression and tries to hang himself, but someone calls an ambulance and he makes it. He decides he wants to live, and he will try to live the happiest life he can. He steps out of the hospital and is run over by an ambulance. He keeps reincarnating as different shit, one time as an astroid that gets smashed to bits by a comet, another time as a penguin on an iceberg that gets smashed to bits by the Titanic. Each reincarnation leads him deeper into depression, but he is unable to end his life or otherwise die until he finally comes to terms with being alive and makes an attempt at happiness. Eventually mc wakes up in a hospital and realizes he's been dreaming the entire thing. His family is there, he sees that people do actually care for him, and he decides he's going to try to live the happiest life he can, then, after he gets his life together, he crosses the street and gets into a car accident. His next reincarnation he is a fish. He realizes that every life is his life and that happiness in life was never the point. He decides to simply exist in whatever form he is in, this time to be a fish, next time to be whatever he might be, and that happiness and despair are things inevitably bound to the chemical processes in our brains that drive us to survive and procreate. He then gets run over by a bus, underwater, as a fish.
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Posted 7/25/17

Does mc realize his other selves and is this why he is in great depression? I was confused until I read the last bit when you confirmed it was a dream so he did realize it was a new life and he was a man of many pathetic past lives.

Well it was so funny how you came up with all that.
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Re:Zero much?
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