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A question that has popped up in my mind for 8 years
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This definitely has popped up in my head over the years. You know when you can sleep at night and you stare at the ceiling just thinking about things randomly, well this is a question that probably has the most "air time" during those restless nights. Last night I was listening to pop/emo rock of the 00's wondering where it all went wrong...ahhhhhhhhhhh! Where did the earliest part of my youth go? Why couldn't I have had a cute childhood friend that was a girl??? Wait I actually did. Fuck why did she have to move away???

I was wondering if you kind people of CR could help me dive deep into the psyche of my mind to figure out this question that's been haunting me for almost half my life. Being a 21 y/o virgin has begun to put a weight on my shoulders, within 9 years I'll be a "wizard" bearing the weight similar to Atlas with nothing to gain, because gaining magical powers from being a 30 y/o virgin isn't fucking true. Carrying this weight makes it hard to step forward in life, I'm actually pretty sure I didn't grow any taller in high school cause I didn't get a girlfriend and reach to a higher level. One of my friends got laid in 9th grade during that year he shot up 6 inches, coincidence? I think not. Fuck I'm short as shit :'(

Now before any of y'all post some shit about how it doesn't matter that your a virgin, I'm just gonna stop you right here, don't even post that. Go tell someone else that since it'll fall upon deaf ears. Obviously it matters, to me! It's not just that I'm a virgin, I'm a virgin in all aspects of romance.


Lol fucking girls is not like a mushroom from Mario bro it don't make you grow.

What you could use is a 1-up Mushroom and Fire Flowers

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i have so many questions for god
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the right person just haven't appeared
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(*≧▽≦)ノシ)) Your hilarious!

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Interesting.

Prolly cuz reasons.

Prolly same reason mine was gone at 16. Cuz reasons.
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You should try a different nursery. And can Pichu even... and even if it can, I can't imagine it being very, well...

But what is it that you're doing here? You clearly possess a bit of wisdom, as evidenced by your second post - and your general hilariousness around the forums (such that I've suspected you're cleverer than most people around here). Talking things out is so useful to understanding it's almost necessary, and I agree with being lighthearted about one's failures and comfortable with self-criticism; these are both things close to my heart. But you should know that most people don't have much intelligent to say and don't get jokes, but they'll still feel like helping, because they think that makes them good. So that you got a bunch of stupid responses isn't surprising. If you wanted to play around, that's of course what the forums are for, and if you wanted to help people, I suppose that makes sense too, though this is a convoluted way of doing so. (While I'm here, take that concept of the lie that we believe to be true and apply it to the common and accepted behaviors on social media.) Maybe there'd be a small probability that someone would teach you something - which is actually one of the reasons I hang around here - but it's pretty small. I myself don't expect I'd get any good answers to a question I straight-up asked; I'm more likely to learn something I wouldn't have thought of asking, and usually it's about how people behave on forums, and not actually what they're talking about.

Anyway, surely you know that no one can actually help you without knowing more of the particulars of your situation - which, by the way, makes it pretty arrogant for everyone here to have given you advice without knowing the particulars. Want to get into them? That you understand that self-awareness is essential to such projects implies that you ought to be able to explain yourself at least somewhat competently. Of course, I'm a busy lady and am just writing all this because I'm bored and I find what you've said and how you act around here interesting, so I might not say much in response. But if I had to guess, it'd be way more interesting than the drivel that comprises the majority of the conversations around here.
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You should try a different nursery. And can Pichu even... and even if it can, I can't imagine it being very, well...

But what is it that you're doing here? You clearly possess a bit of wisdom, as evidenced by your second post - and your general hilariousness around the forums (such that I've suspected you're cleverer than most people around here). Talking things out is so useful to understanding it's almost necessary, and I agree with being lighthearted about one's failures and comfortable with self-criticism; these are both things close to my heart. But you should know that most people don't have much intelligent to say and don't get jokes, but they'll still feel like helping, because they think that makes them good. So that you got a bunch of stupid responses isn't surprising. If you wanted to play around, that's of course what the forums are for, and if you wanted to help people, I suppose that makes sense too, though this is a convoluted way of doing so. (While I'm here, take that concept of the lie that we believe to be true and apply it to the common and accepted behaviors on social media.) Maybe there'd be a small probability that someone would teach you something - which is actually one of the reasons I hang around here - but it's pretty small. I myself don't expect I'd get any good answers to a question I straight-up asked; I'm more likely to learn something I wouldn't have thought of asking, and usually it's about how people behave on forums, and not actually what they're talking about.

Anyway, surely you know that no one can actually help you without knowing more of the particulars of your situation - which, by the way, makes it pretty arrogant for everyone here to have given you advice without knowing the particulars. Want to get into them? That you understand that self-awareness is essential to such projects implies that you ought to be able to explain yourself at least somewhat competently. Of course, I'm a busy lady and am just writing all this because I'm bored and I find what you've said and how you act around here interesting, so I might not say much in response. But if I had to guess, it'd be way more interesting than the drivel that comprises the majority of the conversations around here.


I'm not even sure if we can myself But I'm sure we're capable of erotic electro stimulation at the very least

As for what I'm doing here, well a lot of stuff. I think at the time I was just on a binge of making threads, and I had just watched the first episode of Hajimete no Gal so that inspired me quite a bit. Simply put the over arching objective is just to have fun, and I most certainly do every time I write a thread and read some of the comments. Honestly at this point I think it's becoming a good exercise for honing my creative writing skills. I actually didn't have any intentions to help anyone initially (Since I usually don't care to help people in general) that just kinda happened on a whim since I saw that people were giving advice, but it wasn't what I would call good advice. Generally I would of just brushed it off and would have moved on to something else, but my mind kept on coming back to it. I also have a lot of free recently and had nothing else better to do so I decided to write it all down to get it out of my head, then I just posted it cause there's always a chance someone can benefit from it.

Though I must say serious posts like this and the one you made do potentially take the fun out of it by confirming to the users (of Crunchy Connections at the very least) that I'm not being 100% serious, dispersing that air of mystery of whether I'm just playing around or am actually some weird perverted/sexually frustrated kid. :'(

Hmmm, as for getting personal I don't really see the point of getting into the particulars of my situation since I've explored them quite a bit over the past couple years and I'm already getting out of my own way in regards to that (to where they're no longer much of an issue) and to the biggest problem which had held me back from doing a whole lot, that being something that pertains to personal health issues. Also if I did discuss some of the things this thread would linger on the front page longer than need be and would continue to expose my character(which reminds me that I probably need to close this thread). Sorry to say I can't really peak your interest by going into the specifics of my situation.
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