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**worst thing to say to the delivery man**
Posted 3/8/08
Where is my apple!?
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39 / M / In a portable con...
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Posted 3/8/08
heres your tip *hands him a penny* now go ride the penny horse at meijer tubby
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27 / M / anime world
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Posted 3/8/08
when he says, "that'll be 20 bucks"

tell him, "oh, you're so cute".. then take the delivery and slam the door in his face.
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27 / M / anime world
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Posted 3/8/08
with their 30-minute-or-it's-free delivery guarantee, if they arrived in time.. take the pizza after 31 minutes and say.. "you took 31 minutes to deliver.. i'm not gonna pay for that anymore"
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77 / F / reality
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Posted 3/15/08
"My dogs are in the back... can't you just hold up for a few seconds so I can let them out?"
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23 / M / Stalker detected!...
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Posted 3/19/08
Release your dogs and
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27 / M / anime world
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Posted 3/26/08
spray water on his pants and say, ''hey, you're dam broke.''
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30 / M / The Internets
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Posted 3/26/08
Wrong house!!!! Oh wait? Is that my name there on the parcel?
Posted 3/26/08
tell him nobody's home and slam the door.. when he rings the door bell again.. shout "I TOLD YOU! NOBODY'S HOME!!"........
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21 / M / South-east Asia
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Posted 3/26/08
"I ordered 1box of pizza and you bought 13boxes of pizza..then more for me and I will only pay 1 box"
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F / online or offline...
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Posted 3/26/08
can you let my dog hump you for a moment?
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20 / F / singapore
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Posted 3/29/08
i did not ordered that pizza
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25 / F
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Posted 4/4/08
you say:

"omg, you're like the deliverer"
*screams and went inside and say
"mom! call the doctor and change that man's face already!"
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77 / F / reality
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Posted 4/4/08
are you carrot top?
Posted 4/4/08
*sighs* Do I have to tip you?
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