The goal is simple, but probably not easy. Say whatever you think it would take to get a mod to reply to you! If a mod replies to your comment then you basically win! Maybe count how many attempts it takes to get a mod to reply to you, so you can try to set new records.
DO NOT actually say or do anything against the rules or make threats
Do not post too much too quickly, let other people comment too. Keep it to 1 or 2 comments a day.
Anyways I'll start!
Hey mods, I've got some cookies with your names on them. You know you want some :3 Come on, it would bring glorious popularity to the game if you commented immediately >:3