OUR CREED
Why hate? Because there are those out there with genuine interests in the culture of other lands such as Japan. Unfortunately for them, it's embarrassing for those who are truly worldly or cultured to be compared to such idiocy.
I'll break it simply like this: Just because you have the right to show your stupidity to the world...doesn't mean you should. In the same sense, we have the right to go on without being annoyed by such moronic and socially dysfunctional antics.
Are we elitists who view a certain group as inferior? I guess you could say that. Do we have a perfect solution? We're still working on that. So what's our goal? To show that not all fans of Japanese culture are morons. We're an endangered species.


TO ALL WEEABOOS OUT THERE
We don't care if you can pull off all the hand signs in Naruto.
We don't care if you learned how to draw from one of those "How to Draw Anime/Manga" books found at the library. Here's a news flash: There's a 99% chance you're NOT going to move to Japan to become a famous artist. In fact, there's a big chance you ****ers aren't going to go to Japan at all until you get yourself your own job.
We don't care if you watched "The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift" and think you know so much about Japan's street life.
We don't care if you claim to be the world's biggest fan of Sesshoumaru, Itachi, or <insert-some-overly-fangirled-bishounen-character-here>
We don't want to read your fan-fics about how you (or some "original" character obviously based on you) and your favorite anime character went on a date.
We don't care if you blew tons of money importing a real sword from Japan, especially if it's a replica of Sephiroth's Masamune. You'll never be bad-ass.
We don't care about your crappy YouTube anime redubs.
Not even a license plate saying "GOTRICE" can redeem you.
Japanese girls don't want to **** you.
Neither do Japanese boys.

WEEABOO TENDENCIES
Weeaboos tend to be suckers for instant ramen because it makes them hip like Naruto.
As a result of a mainly instant-ramen diet, most weeaboos tend to be out of shape.
Weeaboos often have a fetish for anything related to kittens. Too bad they don't realize their foolish behavior causes God/whatever-deity-you-believe-in to smite a kitten.
Weeaboos often address each other with "-chan" or "-kun". The leader of their school's anime club is often addressed as "-sama" and it is common for said person to even address themselves as "-sama" like the ignorant fool they are.
Female weeaboos usually have LiveJournals filled with entries about they hate those unlike them or how some bishounen character is so "SUPER KAWAIIIIIIIIIII!!!!"
Most weeaboos have no ****ing clue where or what "Kantou" is. For shame.
Male weeaboos often fantasize being able to move like anime characters they see in DBZ or Naruto. As a result, they have tendencies to take up martial arts lessons at the most white-washed of dojos (think of Rex Kwon Do from Napoleon Dynamite). The skinnier weeaboos tend to quit as a result of getting their ass handed to them by the larger ones.
Most weeaboos will enlist themselves in Japanese courses if their school offers it. As such, most weeabos tend to be morons though, and they often get piss poor grades due to the fact that proper Japanese sounds VERY DIFFERENT from the slang that they hear in the majority of anime.
Most weeaboos will say, "I wanna watch anime without having to look at the subtitles" when asked why they're in a Japanese course.
Those who can't take Japanese courses will attempt to learn the language through anime....and fail....hard.
Those who aspire to learn Japanese often do not realize that they should work on their English first.
Weeaboos often refuse to acknowledge the merits of other countries in the world. No, only Japanese will satisfy them and they'll dislike everything else without a valid reason.
Weeaboos often view Japan as a utopia (of anime, robots, and pocky) and are completely unaware of the fact that Japan also has its share of problems such as racism, poor religious freedom, lack of health education, et cetera.
A majority of weeaboos aspire to get into Tokyou (yes, there's actually supposed to be another "u" there) University. HA! DREAM ON!
Male weeaboos often fantasize living the life portrayed in harem anime/manga such as "Love Hina".
Weeaboos seem to think "dattebayo" actually means something. They're pissed with "Believe it!" when they pretty much mean the same thing.
A large number of weeaboos are unaware of the fact that shows like "Avatar: The Last Airbender", "Code Lyoko", and "Teen Titans" are NOT anime.
There's a good chance that the first song sung by a Japanese singer a weeaboo is introduced to is either "Simple and Clean" from Utada Hikaru or that god-awful Teen Titans theme song.
Weeaboos tend to obsess over Kingdom Hearts as if its the greatest thing in the world and collect all the manga, toys, plushies, et cetera.
Weeaboos tend to wear clothes/accessories exclusively from Hot Topic.
Weeaboos are always unaware of places in Japan other than Tokyou, Kyouto, Mt. Fuji, and occasionally Osaka and/or Harajuku Station, but that's as detailed as it gets. If you say the name of an individual ward, weeaboos will often assume you're speaking of a completely unrelated city.
Weeaboos will never know who the incumbent prime minister or Emperor of Japan is. Actually, with the average IQ of a weeaboo, combined with American ignorance, they probably won't know what "incumbent" means or what a prime minister does.
The words "yaoi" and "yuri" make weeaboos laugh in the same way that "****" and "fart" make little children giggle.
Hardcore weeaboos wear the title of "otaku" proudly without realizing how badly otaku are looked down upon in Japan.
Weeaboos don't realize that there is much more to Japanese cuisine than sushi, unagi, and ramen. (Pocky doesn't even count. It's a ****ing snack, not cuisine and there are so many Meiji products that I personally find to be more enjoyable.)
99% of weeaboos probably don't know what ASIMO is, one of the most important things Japan has produced. The ones that do probably only do due to being in their high school robotics club.
Some weeaboos will attempt to annoy you by spelling out English words in romaji form. Oh, no, the word "drive" won't do it for them. It has to be "doraibu". These are the same morons who, back in the day, insisted that "Ed" and "Al" from FMA were supposed to be "Edo" and "Aru". When you see this, it is your signal to head shot them....brutally....with a carrot.