Um, this group is for crazy people. So if you're crazy, join!
Rules:
1. You MUST be crazy or something related to that.
2. Please do not litter!
3. No smoking -_-
5. Have a crazy day!
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(Sorry, there are no more rules)
Actually, the picture of toast I found was crazy.
Just look at it.......See???
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Crazy Conversations:
my dad: Hey, did you know that when there are a lot of fish,
bears only eat the eggs?
me: Why do I need to know this.....?
my dad: When there are only a very small amount of fish,
they eat the whole thing.
me:.....bears are crazy!!! When there's a lot of fish, you should eat the whole thing!!!
my mom: Was your piano examiner a man or woman?
me: Why do you need to know that?
my mom: I am just curious.
my mom: Where did you take the piano test? In there?
me: No dummy!!! UPSTAIRS!
my mom: okay........
me: You're crazy!
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The Fox, the Pickle and Me
One day, I was in a pickle.
Then, a fox ate the pickle that I was in.
I was in the fox's stomach inside the pickle.
Then, the fox barfed the pickle up, mainly because foxes are carnivores and they don't eat plants.
I got out of the pickle,
then the fox ate me instead.
I was the meat, and he was the predator.
When I was in the stomach, I climbed up the asophagus.
I knocked his teeth out and I was alive.
But, I was covered in fox stuff.
THE END