okay, New stuff to do. Play KOL and see if you can beat the game 4 times (SGF´s record)
it will consume all your time so you wont be bored. and it´s funny as ...funny stuff.
but if you see unknownguy71, kill him! (PK rock) he is our evil enemy!


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Happy April Fools day!




Elite members:

Squad Fish Lobster
Hakuna Matata- Stinkygravyfairy
Subordinates:
Personal Assistant:

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Kabuta-
Subordinates:
Personal Assistant:

Otaku Retards!!!
Leeruto- secretalias
Subordinates: devil_seed890, milkfist, jany
Personal Assistant: bwitched_4ani

Squad Awesome Mikata(Ally)
Piraiya- neowoofer_animelover
Subordinates: THEY ARE DEAD!
Personal Assistant: azileigh

GO!!! Black Order
Sakuro- limchristina
Subordinates:yoyosama , akuma_sama
Personal Assistant: trinity-blood

Fiery Vampire Society
Kakuzi- GundamHime
Subordinates: Tatsuki-chan
Personal Assistant: Papina

Squad Anime Freaks
Jaboobu- Kakahimoonlight
Subordinates: dog88luv , hapkidousa
Personal Assistant: Quigly_123


Special Operations Members:

Box Guitar Hero!!-feel free to join and be a ZOMBIE!
Fredji- whathefreak
Subordinates:Zombie, Zombie, and Zombie
Personal Assistant:

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Rahula-
Subordinates:
Personal Assistant:

Awsome Pwnage
Shaniqua_brown - adammister
Jashin- bijuu-sealer
Subordinates:
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Roaring Assassin Hunter United League: Leader-
Members:

Prisoners of War (POW)
Tasogare101

Hakuna Matata- Leader of the Gasotare Group. He is with no doubt the strongest of Gasotare. He is told to have once smoked 30 cigarettes at the same time! He uses Drug Village Jutsus, and is good friends with the hokage. His best known jutsu is the Drugged Mist, where he exhales a large cloud of smoke from assorted drugs that usually causes the enemy to be drowsy, get really high, or have hallucinations. Other jutsus he use are Eight Trigrams Sixty-Four Cigarette Rain, which shoots 64 cigarettes at the enemy and sears their chakra points, immobilizing their flow of chakra. He is able to summon a large opium flower that he uses to invigorate him in the midst of battle. The giant Opium flower's name is Gamabalas, and it is capable of smashing into enemies like an earthworm. One of Nabusato's eyes were taken from a ninja of the Konoha village called Neji. And his other was taken from Hinata. His eyes are usually bloodshot from the drugs he takes. Although he has the eyes of the Hyuga clan he cannot perform the Byakuugan. He has his own form of the Byakuugan called Drug Induced Hallucinations, which via genjutsu, he can see far, and through Taijutsu. No partner. Age: 26





Kabuta: Specialty: Uses charms that she copied from Ino. Also, she can shoot poison from her fingers, which in contact with tissue, or an object will turn that object pink. Then, she uses her secret jutsu called Flower-Damn-Hell-Fuck-Explosion, which causes the pink object to inplode. She is a C-class ninja, because Piraiya always takes the credit when she kills people. Partner to Piraiya Age: 56



Piraiya: Specialty, he has multiple cannons hidden in his head, his white hair covers it so unwary opponents are often defeated just by his cannons. He also has a pirate ship which he uses for transport. Btw, it flies. He is a S-Class Ninja. He is also known to be able to take a dump in the streets without being seen. Partner to Kabuta. O.o !Sneaky! Age: 16



Leeruto: He is not a member of the Uchiha clan, although he has the Sharingan. He got the Sharingan by killing both Tobi and Kakashi to get his Sharingans. He is a medical ninja, and can use his hair like Jiraiya (not Piraiya) to protect his friends and to cover the enemy. It is also known that he can reflect sound attacks because the waves bounce off his hair. He is a C-ranked ninja. Partner: Fredji Age: 12




Sakuro: He is the elite ninja from the Dump Village. His speacialties are the Byakuugan, and being able to fly. His most notable jutsu is the Turden Bomb Jutsu, where he summons a large cloud of seagulls, and 1,000 explosive piece of shit fly to the enemy he concentrates her chakra on. He is a B-class ninja. He used to be a Anbu leader in the Dump village, but he later gave it up. Partner: Kakuzi Age: 30




Kakuzi: She is Itachi's sister. She is a minor member of Gasotare and dosn't do much. Nobody knows her techniques. Age: ???




Jaboobu: He is a follower of Orochimaru. He is part of the Aburame Clan, so he has bugs inside of his body. But, when he became Orochimaru's apprentice, he gave up the bugs and instead had snakes in his body. His snakes are very poisonous and he is very strong. He is from the Dump Village. A-class ninja. Partner to Rahula Age: 34



Shanequa Brown: She isn't in Gasotare, but she is the Hokage of the Dump Village. Her Dung Sand Technique is the strongest of her village. She can shoot dung at extremely high speeds, and can shoot them through trees with ease. S-Class Ninja. Age: 64




Fredji is a cousin of neji, but has chosen the path as a drug addict. He smells so bad, anyone near him gets high. He doesn't kill people, but takes their money instead to get more drugs. He is the treasurer for gasotare. He prefers to smoke crack, and is legendary for smoking more than Azuma. He is a member of the Drug Village. Age: 42, his body got stunted by using too much drugs. C- Class Ninja Partner to Leeruto




Rahula- She is a very weak ninja from the Dump Village. She uses Dung techniques like Guano Barrier, and she uses puppets made from dung. Her best jutsu is the dung cocoon shield, which covers her body giving her almost total defence. She is a C-Class Ninja. Partner to Jaboobu. Age: 32



Jashin- is a very strong ninja but dosnt want peopel to kown it. He could be an elite member of Gasotare if he wanted to. He is from the hidden hippy village and one time he got really high and his eyes became permantally red. He created Hidans religion and is Hidans great great great great great great great great great great grand father. He turns everything he touches into shadows so he has fake hands that resist his shadow touch. He also summons a giant hippy to kill all of his opponets with his magical bong jutsu. He can easly be the strongest member in tasogare but he smokes weed all day and is very lazy.




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