We will be discussing all aspects of my ass...such as the history, etymology, and rhetoric of my ass.

(My Ass in Action)



The Different Emotions of MY ASS

Angry Ass
My ass doesnt appreciate all of the nasty comments on it's locked threads... but my ass has a fan group now...bitches!


Sad Ass
My ass wishes you were here to relish in its group creation glory...


High Ass
If my ass could roll up all of your support and smoke it, thus getting high, it would look a little something like this


Bored Ass
This is what my ass looks like when it hasnt been getting any action...toilet action


Cool Ass
My ass stole these shades from the Kool Aid Man..."OOOOHHH YEEEEAAAHHHH"


Dazed Ass
This is what my ass looks like after a bad case of muck-a-ria(diarhhea)


Kissy Ass
This is my ass trying to put on a sexy/kissy face to entice all those "my ass" haters to like it


Disappointed Ass
This is my ass after it realized that it only has 123 CR points...


Surprised Ass
This is my ass the moment after it realized the concept of a colonoscopy


I Told Ya So Ass
I guess my ass does have the capability to draw people to its irresistable assyness... take that haters!


Fuck You Ass
This is what my ass would look like if you cut in front of it on the highway...


Blush Ass
This is my ass after seeing that it has over 100 page views... my ass would like to thank you for your time and generosity.


Shocked Ass
My ass after realizing that it looks better than your moms face... j/k! My ass loves all you loyal ass-mongers...


Bad Ass
If my ass were casted as Danny in Grease instead of John Travolta, this is what it would look like:



What MY ASS thinks about these pics...


My ass doesn't think this is funny...


...but my ass thinks that this is hilarious


My ass' arch nemesis:



My Ass' daily life...

This is how my ass flosses...


Sorry ladies, my ass is taken...this is his wife, Mrs. Ass. She gets A LOT of ass...


This is my ass' son, ass jr...surprisingly, he gets A LOT of ass too...


This is in my ass' worst nightmare




This is Mistress Ass...don't tell Mrs. Ass....please, think of my ass



This is my ass' favorite snack


This is my ass' pet, fudgey












OMG!!! This is my ass' perverted gym teacher!!!