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Zeta-Nu
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Posted 10/27/13  Reply  Quote
I know you guys were bored, so let`s start some roleplaying game.

you start first.
Shock_Yin
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Zeta-Nu wrote:

I know you guys were bored, so let`s start some roleplaying game.

you start first.

(Okay first time trying this)
Location: Hell.
Plot: The daily life of Lucifer-sama and his minions.
Characters: Lucifer and his minions of the souls that live in hell.

Lucifer-sama: "Tell me, why did you show mercy to that human soul. Zatin? I hope you have a good explanation for it, or else little Cerby is hungry".
Zeta-Nu
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Excuse me.

for your kind of weird story, I am an Asian Hermit who dwells from Hell to find Diabolique`s book of secrets.

so here it goes.

''Walks slowly, do the tiptoe move....................... *uses the invisibility cloak and run away*''
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Lucifer: "What was with that Asian Hermit crab, and why haven't he found Diabolique`s book of secrets yet. I mean it's one of the top selling books in hell."
Zatin: "I love that book, it's about Diabolique`s seksual life and how he blossoms into becoming a bi-seksual. It's really hot."
Lucifer: "It was kinda a rip-off of "Zeta-Nu's Ecstasy, there's a book worth reading"".
Zatin: "I haven't read that book".
Lucifer: "I'm dissapointed"
Zeta-Nu
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Zeta-Nu : ''i`m looking for Diabolique`s book just because the lost reference of Lilith was written on that book, this is the sake of Enoch''

*throws smoke bomb and disappears*
Shock_Yin
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Well that happened, Satin remind me to have a talk with the guard.

Also contact Lilith and tell her, that we didn't catch her a mate tonight.
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*Appears suddenly*

Aww Hell!!! Well, guess I should have expected this I am atheist after all. It only figures I get thrown down here! On the bright side it is warmer and pretty well lit. Sucks I'm dead now though, turns out just because you dress up as batman doesn't mean you can fight gun wielding criminals... who knew?

*sits on nearby flaming park bench*

Where exactly am I in hell? It would be a little convenient if they put up little maps like they do in shopping malls so I can figure out where I am... ahh well, better explore a bit and get a feel for the place.

*gets up and walks in a random direction*
Zeta-Nu
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Posted 10/28/13  Reply  Quote
We got an atheist over here! i must let you free and escape from hell, follow me, i`ll show you the exit where the highest dimension is.
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Oh, I know where the exit it is! I mean they don't exactly hide it.

*points at flashing exit sign*

Why the hell they would put that there is beyond me. Clearly hell is in need of some serious work, I mean that is just sloppy construction. I think I will be more than fine down here because clearly everyone down here seems to be complete morons. I mean look at that guy over there *points at demon* He is just sitting down eating himself a BigMac when he clearly should be trying to catch me since I'm a human soul but noooo he thinks eating is more important than collecting souls for his lord and master... unbelievable.
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What are you guys doing in hell. Okay, that's a lie, I knew Zeta would end down here, because demons has first right to bi-sexuals. It was something with a fetish down here. I won't tell you more. Wally surprised me cause atheist normally float aimlessly in the nothingness, so how did you end down here.
I wonder if it has something to do with me asking my old friend Lucy or Lucifer or Satan to get you into hell.

Also it looks like that demon's pause just ended. Good luck Wally, you'll need it also he can see through smoke from smokebombs. Btw the exit goes to an endless repeat of the same exit.
*Grabs Zeta, throws smokebomb so Wally can't follow us*

Demon: "So you think I'm a disgrace, well let me be the first one to give you a proper welcome to hell."
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To the demon: Yes you are a disgrace... no no I'll take that back. You are a failure as demon! First, you ignore the fact that there were human souls right in front of you just to finish your lunch. Second, you let those two get away which I guarantee you that is probably the worst thing you let happen and it will probably earn you an eternity of torture. Lastly, you are a pitiful excuse for a demon... you are not even scary looking! Justin Beiber is more scary looking than you, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Shock_Yin
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Demon: "Don't you worry, I already sent my pet to do the job, he had to get some exercise any way. I wanted you two to go into the trap, so that's why I ignored you two. I know Justin Beiber is scary."
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*Dynamic Entry!*

eh? what am i doing here? where is Nero, Hercule and Cordelia?

Oh! is that a red roasted zombie with horns? i`m hungry now.

ITADAKIMASU!
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To the demon: It would appear you have some level of intellect after all... it would appear I was wrong about you. Regardless, I am not the one you should be going after because I'm not going anywhere you should be going after the other two because it appears they know where the real exit is. But, before you go why am I down here and for what reason?
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Demon: "Nah, my pet can do it. Also I never tried to torture an atheist before. Why you're down here I don't really know and it's not really my problem and my job to know. Somethings are just not worth asking about."
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