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The Factory
| Profile Views: | 641 |
| Account Type: | Open, Just For Fun |
| Location: | The Factory thrives in our souls.... |
| Creator: | 207mbdy |
| Moderators: | mariooma, Nandito |
| Date Created: | Nov 17, 2007 |
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Here in Laugh Out Loud Group, discuss anything as long as it's funny!~~put everything in your life that u find hilarious.. acutally more than that! the pee in your pants stuff. Pictures, jokes and stories, and dont forget to check the forums!
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^ im so high ryt now....
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center, and the entertainer was the Amazing Claude.
People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff.
As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced, “Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of this audience.”
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. “I want each one of you to keep your eye on this antique watch. It’s a very special watch. It’s been in my family for six generations.”
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch…”
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch — until suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist’s fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
“SHIT!” said the hypnotist!
It took three days to clean up the senior center.
A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African desert.
During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent.
He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
The nervous sergeant said, “Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have ‘urges’. That’s why we have the camel.”
The Captain says, “I can’t say that I condone this, but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay.”
About a month later, the Captain starts having his own urges.
Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.
Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel.
When he’s done, he asks the Sergeant, “Is that how the men do it?”
“No, not really, sir … they usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are.”
...
more to come!
!!!
^ im so high ryt now....
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center, and the entertainer was the Amazing Claude.
People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff.
As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced, “Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of this audience.”
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. “I want each one of you to keep your eye on this antique watch. It’s a very special watch. It’s been in my family for six generations.”
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch…”
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch — until suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist’s fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
“SHIT!” said the hypnotist!
It took three days to clean up the senior center.
A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African desert.
During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent.
He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
The nervous sergeant said, “Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have ‘urges’. That’s why we have the camel.”
The Captain says, “I can’t say that I condone this, but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay.”
About a month later, the Captain starts having his own urges.
Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.
Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel.
When he’s done, he asks the Sergeant, “Is that how the men do it?”
“No, not really, sir … they usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are.”
...
more to come!
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