We hate noobs at life.
There is really no other explanation other than the fact that we hate stupid people. Stupid includes

-not reading posts that are three posts above you
-whores for list threads
-you bitch about how everyone has their own opinion yet you come to a forum. (Of course everyone has their opinions, but a forum is made to debate opposing opinions. If you can't take it, then SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!)

In short, the only requirement to be a part of this group is to have a functioning brain.