Def : Toak
Pron: T-ooa-qk
(like toad but with a k XD)

Toaks are people who say or do amazingly stupid or obvious or nonsensical things (once in a while)... We know you are one of us... so make it official

Feel free to join and post your wondrous (ly unbelievable) sayings...

*~*Alert*~*

Enough toaks have united to begin our world domination schemes:

TOAK JOKES TO DETERMINE THE TOAK MASTER - Participate for the TOAK MASTER BADGE

Priority Group Activity:
[G.A.1]
Devising the best way to dominate the world, all suggestions, including the unbelievably, undeniable, stupid & impossible are welcome...

Secondary Group Activity:
[G.A.2]
Finding comical photographs of Toak Moments and posting them up...

Other Group Activity:

Be inventive and have fun!!!

Group Page Music ~ Suggestions???

All activities (except the third due to impossible criteria for judging) have rewards in store, so gambatteh!!!


I say Naruto is the biggest toak ever...



If Naruto the 1st male toak then Konata must be the 1st female toak

For anyone still confused...

A good example of a Toak Moment...


Official Invite:


An Appreciation Gift : Members Only:

NB: Always read the fine print...
Double click if fuzzy...

Group News:

Thanks to KillahoeAKATheEnd we have confirmed that google is malfunctioning, a spelling error that has destroyed our somewhat good name! In light of this we shall continue to press for world domination and change this miserable planet, or just google... :D

*~* Group Activities listed and Forums for them have been opened. If you have more suggestions, let me know (PM)

Coming Soon: Membership Cards!!!Yay Toaks... However this development is heavily dependant on Group Activity 2, so lets all do our best!!!

First High Priority World Domination Goal
It has been discovered that on Google, Toak is said to be another word for smoking marijuana...
As a result, I , Karlaf , have come to the conclusion that Google is misfunctioning and must be replaced
When Toaks rule the world, such misrepresentation of the word will be erased from history...
All Toaks say 'Aii' ...