"Once you read this, don't stop. [As if words can really dictate if a person stops or not]. I dont' want to take any chances so I stopped using the internet. I don't even know why this confession is appearing on the internet or is even typed out, but chainletters don't make sense, and since it's already typed out and stuff, read it.
I am Mary Smith, 24. I once went to audition for a game called Heavy Rain, and I sure acted well, but you know I watched the video on crunchyroll, and I was pissed because the director said I was too tall for the part, liek, can you believe it??! OMG. *Cough* so yeah, I decided I'll be scary and write a chainletter in crunchyroll cos, it's liek the thang right nowz. You know what happened right? I killed ma husband who cheated on me (see the video) and like I still have the gun. It's a prop gun, but it can kill too you know. If you like, don't send it to a number of people (haven't decided how many, but it's a big number) I'll hide in your refrigerator at night and when you wake up in the middle of the night to drink some milk I'll jump out and whack you with the fake gun.
Don't believe me? I'll tell you a story. I have a friend named Teddy, he's 7 years old. He watches too much 'Chucky' series and likes the internet. He decides to hide under people's bed to scare them, which is stupid, so I hid in the fridge and when he woke up to drink milk I whacked him with my prop gun, and he died omg. That's how I know my gun kills. Oh yea, he forgot to circulate my chainletter that's why he died. I think now he's got his own Teddy chainletter series on sale. Then Teddy's mom forgot to circulate my chainletter and she went to work and had a really boring day. I mean a REALLY BORING DAY, nothing happened. All because she forgot to send my chainletter. You see?
Send my chain. I hate the director. Send it to a big number of people or I'll hide in your fridge with my gun.
...This is a true story, btw."
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THAT CHAINLETTER ABOUT SOME VIRUS IS FAKE.
STOP CIRCULATING IT.
Please at least THINK before sending it. Who's the 'We' mentioned in the letter? Mods? What mod will encourage spam? Shinji? Why would be do this? Random user? Yes! For what? Spam!
I'm going to start banning accounts who forward this to me. Be warned. 
