The Start of a New Journey
"A-ARE?? Where am I? Why am I laying in this bed?"
*We join Kondo-san as he wakes up in a strange room. After looking around some, he says...*
"Wait, why am I in a kid's room?"
*He gets up and decides to explore and that's when he notices...*
"EHHHH?!?! Why am I wearing these clothes?!?!"
*Kondo is very confused as to what is going on here*
"And where's that music coming from?!"
*He refers to the "in-game" music*
"I must be going crazy...."
*After a moment, Kondo-san decides to go downstairs and explore the strange house*
*Kondo-san decides to go downstairs and finds a woman there waiting for him*
"A-ano.... Excuse me, but could you tell me where I am?"
*Kondo blushes due to the awkwardness of the situation and scratches the back of his head while he asks what's going on*
MOM: "Hehehe... You're sure acting weird Isao"
("W-Wait, Isao? Does she know me? DID I CROSS THE LINE THAT NO JUMP SHOW SHOULD CROSS?!?! A-alright Isao! Stay cool, d-don't panic!")
*He quickly tries to compose himself and addresses the woman once more*
"A-ano... could you please tell me what's going on? hehehe"
*He laughs nervously as he asked her*
MOM: "Don't you remember dear? You must be too excited and your little young mind just went blank. Today's the day you get your first Pokémon and go off on your journey"
("P-Pokemon? Wait a minute.......")
*He palmfaces as he comes to a realization*
("That damn author must have completely run out of ideas and is totally copying someone else's work!!!")
*He looks at the woman thru his fingers still on his face. The woman just stands there smiling the entire time*
"Well that about explains it. So let me guess... you're my mom right?"
MOM: "Well of course sweetie. You sure are acting weird today. Anyways, go on now. Professor Oak is waiting for you in his lab"
*He lets out a big sigh*
*Kondo decides to play along for now and heads outside*
"Man... if this is happening, then that means this show is on it's last legs...."
*Lets out a big sigh in disappointment and a cloud of depression hovers over him as he heads for Oak's Lab*
*Just then Kondo realizes something*
A Great Opportunity!!!!
"T-The story today..... IT STARTED WITH ME!!!!"
*A grand smile comes upon Kondo's face*
"That means... I'm the protagonist of this story! Not that Yorozuya! Not Toshi nor Sougo!!! BUT ME!!!! HAHAHA!"
*Kondo-san sheds manly tears as he looks up at the sky*
"My time to shine has come!"
*With renewed vigor, Kondo heads for Professor Oak's Lab*
*Kondo-san throws the Pokéball and waits for his new partner to show himself. His heart pounds with excitement. Suddenly, his new buddy comes out of the Pokéball*
A New Comrade!!!
*Kondo-san was ecstatic with his new comrade. And without looking back, he set off on his new journey with Eevee at his side*
A Few hours later...
"Man.... It's awesome being the protagonist of this story"
*Snickers as he keeps talking to himself*
"Best of all, there's no one here from Gintama to steal my spotlight. GAH HAH HAH!!!"
*Put his hands on his hips and begins to laugh triumphantly*
"Well according to this..."
*Pulls out his Official Pokémon HeartGold Walkthrough Guide out of his backpack*
"I should be meeting up with my rival soon"
*Kondo continues walking ahead...*
*Kondo enraged challenges Katsura to a battle*
("And here I thought I was getting this all to myself!")
("I guess I'll have to take care of him here and now and preserve my protagonist status")
How will our hero fare in his first ever Pokémon battle? Will he come out victorious? Will he still be the protagonist of this story? Find out next time on "KONDO-SAN'S SPIN-OFF! GINTAMA MEETS POKéMON!"