you turn left. run straight for 3 miles. you wake up in a strange hotel. you see the ladder and decide to climb it..
you climb for hours and hours untill you reach the top, you climb up and see to your surprise a bunch of figures standing, motionless,
they awaken from their slumber from the disturbance of your light on your cell phone. you then begin to panic untill one says..
THATS RIGHT WELCOME TO SILENT HILL HOTEL!here you will experience many things. you will encounter our manager rarely. Our manager? oh his names pyramid head. yeah there are 5 rules in our hotel:
.rule 1- never question pyramid head's authority. consequence- you shall be tortured
.rule 2- make your self at home for quite a while
.rule 3- make sure your comments go to the comment booth.
.rule4- dont clean the walls, it makes it more homey with the blood stains and the gore all over the place.
.rule 5- have fun!!
THE MENU
monday and tuesday is mystery meal day. every monday and tuesday we bring our specialty to the dinner table or to your room. it is always different every week.
wednesday and thursday is gore spattered meatloaf (meatloaf from moms kitchen? hell no it is real gore)
friday and saturday is what ever you want to eat day. just give our cooks some ideas for the food.
sunday is anything leftover from the week.
NOT THE COMPLETE MENU!?!?!
yes we have more. those are the appetizers in our cafe, we have way more food on the menu, it's just geting fixed for the re-opening of our hotel/cafe
OMG ACTIVITIES
stay with us for this. we are underconstruction right now.
HOTEL SUITS!!
we have a large, let me rephrase that, a huge lot with hotels ranging from lower class hotel suits all the way to penthhouse suits. hehe see we are not all that violent.
From the creator: "yeah this sucks because imeem isnt sending me a verification code to my yahoo so i cant post music up, unless someone else does it i would be happy as hell!!^^"
