So you are an "otaku". What can you expect from Type-Moon's latest anime Canaan? In a nutshell, think of it as Resident Evil meets Madlax... with "yuri goggle" setting OVER 9000! And I'm not even talking about that
EPL (Evil Psychotic Lesbian® -- term coined by Erica to describe her favorite kind of character) Liang Qi.
The trick to enjoying this show is to forget about the convoluted, non-sensical plot and just enjoy the kick-ass action, and there're plenty of those spread throughout the show. But if you're the kind that HAS to make sense out of everything, well here's the ultra-condensed version of the story. Potential brain damage alert!
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"I'm Canaan"
"No you're not, I'm Canaan"
"Sure am, Siam said so"
"am not"
"am too"
"not"
"too"
...
*bam bam bam!*
"Know what, why don't I lure that bastard to a train, shoot him dead, then we spend the next two years hunting each other down. Last one standing gets to keep the name Canaan"
"sounds like a plan, deal"
For a show mocked as "gun porn" and "Parkour wank", there's a surprisingly rich cast of characters and
*gasp* even some character development. I've always liked "genki girls" so it's not surprising that Yunyun is my favorite. Not only does she provide plenty of comic relief, but there're a few scenes that's actually quite touching. Given how stories/movies usually treat this kind of "sidekick/stooge" type characters, and how she initially reacts to Liang Qi sadistically-cruel order to "just die", I didn't expect her to seriously follow the order and actually try to take Canaan out. I was expecting her to try something funny in order to weasel out of it (as many sidekick/comic-relief characters would do in other shows). Now you can call her action foolhardy, and her justification pitiful (as I think she decided to do it in order to prove -- mostly to herself -- that she's not completely "useless"), but you certainly can't say she doesn't have guts XD
So then, where is this yuri-liciousness you spoke of? Well let's see... the "red string of fate", checked, shopping district "deeto", checked, lover's quarrel, checked, implied make-up s*x, promises to stay by your side, confessions under the moonlight,
check check check! XD I was in blissful yuri-heaven throughout most of the show. Until. The. End. Dx
I was disappointed in how it ended. I can accept that Type-Moon didn't want a sappy ending, but I just didn't think their separation was handled well at all. Personally, I'd have preferred to see something along the lines of either: a heart-felt (if not teary-eyed) moment of farewell between Canaan and Maria, or alternatively, replace some of the words from "
I'll always feel you in my heart (so I never want to see you in person ever again)" to "
one day our paths will surely cross again (and when that happens I'm confident we'll be able to resume our yuri-love-love without getting each other killed)" XD
So for the verdict, if you like "Girls with Guns", Canaan is definitely worth a watch, and you can take this from a fellow "otaku".