It's been an accurate statement for a while now: first-person shooters are either about grizzled soldiers shooting terrorists and talking about how war never changes, or about grizzled space marines shooting aliens and talking about how war never changes. Until now! Serious Sam 3: BFE makes thwarting an alien invasion as light-hearted and hilariously awesome as possible--past the jump, see how the game lives up to its tagline, "No Cover. All Man."