First let me start by saying this title is an outright lie. Pulling out your tits is not considered a striptease, the "samurai" style is hardly there, and there is no squad.
But, don't let that scare you away... The movie does that for you.
You see, the acting is bad and the fight choreography is almost nonexistent. BUT THERE ARE TITS. I know for most people that is reason enough to just ...
First let me start by saying this title is an outright lie. Pulling out your tits is not considered a striptease, the "samurai" style is hardly there, and there is no squad.
But, don't let that scare you away... The movie does that for you.
You see, the acting is bad and the fight choreography is almost nonexistent. BUT THERE ARE TITS. I know for most people that is reason enough to just watch it for a few laughs... And let me emphasize that are very few laughs to be had. So why watch this? Simple, tits. Tits tits tits. The romance seems forced, the metaphor she gives for why she needs to fight topless is complete nonsense and hard to even understand(unless the metaphor was to emphasize "just because") and the setup is so out of nowhere you might as well just not try and make sense of it. BUT DID I MENTION TITS?!
In conclusion, if you are the type of person who enjoys watching cinemax late at night you might enjoy this. If you don't, though, maybe give this movie a try just for the novelty of it. The women are easy on the eyes. As much as I hate to recommend this movie, give it a shot. Never read someone's review and stay away from a film, book, or game. Find out for yourself if you will like it.
Also, tits.
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