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1. Asians have uncommonly (almost unearthly) almond-shaped eyes. Have you ever seen sketches what the consensus of alien encounters describe as Aliens? Hmmm…..

2. Why is it that Asians are so technologically advanced? Is it any wonder? Because they’re half Alien!

3. In sketches of Aliens, the majority of them are short in stature. Is it any mystery why Asians are short?

4. The Chinese alphabet does not seem to be of this world. The characters seem so advanced for such an ancient alphabet. Which brings me to 5…..

5. Asian languages, particularly Chinese and Japanese, are very terse, succinct dialects. They seem to have absolutely nothing to with the dialects of the Europe and Africa. They seem very other-worldly…

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  • Maxmattsmith
    7/8/12
    Buddhism originated in India not Africa and yes the mere comparison of this is extremely offensive and racist. Even if it is just a joke. You are making fun of a race of people based on their appearance. Racism isn't limited to blacks.
  • SakuraMikanx
    2/5/11
    definitely racist. =(
  • ninjagod50
    1/23/11
    I think Buddism originated from Africa so in a way....you're calling africans aliens....racist bastard
  • Jisatsu_no_Tenshi
    12/20/10
    This is sort of offensive
  • saikyi
    12/18/10
    hmm. whoever posted this prob didnt mean any insult, but it is kind of insulting...
  • sheijoe
    12/5/10
    GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • mhps900076
    11/30/10
    = = so racist. oh come on, people these days have to accept the fact that were smarter, that's why were so technologically advanced!! dont be jealous of asians now just because were awesomer we got the cool language and the anime (:
  • Maithly
    11/30/10
    im tall and im asian. does that mean that im less alien than everyone else? :/ 4 explains why Chinese is so hard to learn and why i never get it.
  • xhuizini
    11/30/10
    yipee, proud to be alien!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • desolate666
    11/28/10
    i believe aliens exist but as to which race is affiliated with the master species well that's up for debate thou.
  • GSROCKS
    11/28/10
    omg so koreans really are zerg???
  • ily_zero
    11/27/10
    OMG! ALIENS DO EXIST! 0.0!
  • gurdeep16
    11/27/10
    im pretty sure Buddha was from India
  • Eternal-Lover
    11/27/10
    LOL Some of them made me go "OMG so true" Kekeke
  • stupid_loser_girl92
    11/26/10
    Wow. I'm Asian, and this made me laugh. I wouldn't view this as racist, but funny.