I can hear the nine Muses weeping out a heart-wrenching dirge at the mere thought of any Disneyfied Anime; most especially were it to happen to the awesome BLEACH!
If Disney remade bleach, Ichigo would be renamed Will, He would wield a "ghost rod," and he would learn the meaning of friendship and the power of love. He would get his "Ghost Guardian" powers by being bonked on the head by "Susie."