NOTE: I WILL ALMOST NEVER BE ON BUT DO NOT WORRY I STILL LIKE AND WILL GO ON MAYBE ONCE EVERY MONTH...?


would u like to noe my hobbies??
no i guess u dont.....hahah
not kidding.. im not gonna tell ya ok!!!
no.. its not coz im a sad person and a dont have no hobbies...yer

are u a - We are sorry for the inconvenience but it seems 207mbdy has just been REJECTED!!!!! IF U BELIEVE THIS CRAP U NEED SOMEONE TO SLAP U

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porn.........heh heh



say the colours, not the words.
blue green purple black
yellow red purple yellow green blue orange white blue red purple blue yellow orange red


first time sex is just liike this its hard to be coordinated!



A week after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room.

She heard the train stop and her son said, “All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we’re going down the tracks.”

The mother went in and told her son, “We don’t use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language.”

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train.

Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, “All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon.”

She hears the little boy continue, “For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember that there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.”

As the mother began to smile, the child added, “For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen!”
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It was entertainment night at the Senior Center, and the entertainer was the Amazing Claude.

People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff.

As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced, “Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of this audience.”

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. “I want each one of you to keep your eye on this antique watch. It’s a very special watch. It’s been in my family for six generations.”

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch…”

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch — until suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist’s fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

“SHIT!” said the hypnotist!

It took three days to clean up the senior center.