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The World as explained by 2 cows.....

CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes one of them and gives it to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and gives you part of the milk.

FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.

FRENCH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.

JAPANESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.

GERMAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

ITALIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.

RUSSIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

INDIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You worship them.

PAKISTAN ECONOMICS
You don't have any cows.
You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.

SWISS ECONOMICS
You have 5000 cows None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.

CHINESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AMERICAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You profess surprise when the cow drops dead. You put the blame on some nation with cows and naturally that nation will be a danger to mankind.
You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.
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