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----- You know you live in 2008 when... -----
1.) You accidently enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screen name or myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did


Before Marriage - - -

Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

Girl: Do you want me to leave?

Boy: NO! Don't even think about it.

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Of course! Over and over!

Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?

Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?

Girl: Will you kiss me?

Boy: Every chance I get!

Girl: Will you hit me?

Boy: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

Girl: Can I trust you?

Boy: Yes.

Girl: Darling!

After marriage - - - simply read from bottom to top



18 or lower means ur not stupid!
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree.
[ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ]You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[x] You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
[x] You just looked at it.
[x]Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[x]People have called you slow.
[xxxxxyes a billion times] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[xit went up my nose] You tried to drink out of a straw, but when u looked away it hit your nose, cheek or other.
17/19 YAY IM NOT STUPID....please dont comment T_T



True and Touching Story:

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.

Girl:
Slow down, i'm scared.

Guy:
No, this is fun.

Girl:
No it's not, please, it's so scary.

Guy:
Then tell me that
you love me.

Girl:
I love you, slow down.

Guy:
Now give me a big hug..

*She gave him a big
hug*

Guy:
Can you take my helmet
off & put it on yourself,
It's really bothering me.

The next
day in the newspaper:

"A motorcycle crashed into a
building due to brake failure.

Two people were in the crash, but only one
survived."

The truth was that
halfway down the road the guy
realized that the breaks weren't working,
but he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him
and tell him she loves him
one last time.

Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die.

Copy and paste this if you would do the same for your lover or if you found this highly touching...
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