The name's Nat.
I can be the weirdest person you've ever met, and I can be the most normal.

I love/like: poetry, music, playing soccer, girls, guys, trick questions, texting, kiwi strawberry Snapple, orpple juice (orange+apple), blueberries, muffins, winter, Mr. Frost, snowmen, Santa's 14yr old daughter, and Stacy's mom. ;]
I hate/dislike: homophobes, fakes, liars, full-on morons, chocolate, pizza, soda, carbonation, chocolate milk, chocolate ice cream, coffee, Sidekicks, conceited people, egoists, power crazy people, the 'popular' kids (they can go suck my nonexistant man candy), and Mr. Ameruoso's tests. He's my psychology teacher. And I haven't passed a single one of his tests. Except the essays. Yay.

I have this dream, that if I was a superhero, I'd be able to fly.
Awhile back, I used to tell myself that I would commit suicide by jumping off a building, just so I could be able to fly for a good 10 seconds.
Yeah. I was a bit .. out of whack. But you get my point.
But I don't wanna be a pilot or anything.
I actually wanna be a school psychologist and a (psychology) teacher. Or both.
I also really wanna go skydiving. Should be a good substitute to committing suicide don't you think? ;D

My favorite colors are green and orange. My hair is green. And used to be partially orange. Now it's all green.
I don't necessarily like neon colors, cuz they make my eyes water. And that is not kewl.

I love music. It's my life. When I get a job, I'd most likely get a side job too. Instead of just being a psychology teacher/psychologist. Teaching kids music seems like something I would love to do as a hobby. I'd probably just volunteer at the music summer camp or something in my town.
Good idea, don't you think?

Hmm, music I listen to.
I love all kinds of music. I listen to everything from Ludacris and 50 Cent to The Devil Wears Prada and Suicide Silence to Gregory and the Hawk and Jason Mraz. But I mainly listen to hardcore, metal, and screamo. It's very therapeutic for a person like me. So much shit goes on around here that it's just frickin insane. But yea, I also love finding underground bands, so if you actually read this far and know any good ones. Just IM me on AIM or somethin or just add me on myspace and give it to me.

Have I said that I'm also outrageously perverted ?
Well, I am. Ask any of my friends (in the for real life).

My randomosity, is amazing. My biggest accomplishment was probably my 10-20 minute conversation about why avocados can't be purple. And then there's that 15-30 minute conversation about a zombie's eating habits.
If you wanna talk to me. Don't be afraid to. I can be a pretty good listener too.

Biggest Fears. ;D
Getting eaten alive. Cough cough. Zombies.
Cockroaches. So gross. They can live without their heads for how long is it. ?
And all things that crawl. Not including babies. Though they can be a bit scary too. Especially the diapers. Huggies can go kiss my Dominican ass.

Ooo. Almost forgot the important parts about me.
I'm 14 years old. The name's Natasha MC. My aim is SuicidalChickenz or NatNarcotix. I live a good 5-15 minutes away from Staten Island and used to live about 15-20 minutes away from Manhattan. But if there were no cars or traffic signals, it'd only take 5 minutes. For both. But that doesn't really matter. Anyways, I'm a freshman in Hudson County Vocational School. Or somethin like that. It's some complex with 4 different high schools in it. High Tech for the 14-18 yr old kids. KAS Prep for drop outs. AACT for physics-oriented students (architects, engineers, etc.). And AIS for "Academy of Independent Studies". I don't know what they do there besides nothing. Oh well, I go to High Tech though. It's for the smart kids. Yay. But unforunately, if your grades are really bad, you can get kicked out. Tear tear. I'm trilingual, English, Spanish, and Japanese. I'm not fluent. But I know more than your average American child. I have a dog. And I'm allergic to cats. I have an army of stuffed animals in my bed, and I have a fetish for ducks and Scooby-Doo.

I guess I'll end it here with the part that I'm also atheist, bisexual, and completely loving it. ;D

Long Live Subway sandwiches!!
Buy me a $5 foot long. And I will love you until the afterlife.




I lub chibis. ;3