OK...something about me, than...IF :
If I were a fruit I'd be... a lemon
If I were a colour I'd be... white
If I were an animal I'd be... a squirrell.
If I were a domestic appliance I'd be... a coffeemaker.
If I were a book I'd be... a dictionary.
If I were a clothing item I'd be... a scarf.
If I were a jewel I'd be... a silver chain.
If I were an object I'd be... a music box or a watch.
If I were a car I'd be... a compact one.
If I were an element I'd be... air.
If I were a tree I'd be... a cherry.
If I were a drink I'd be... tea.
If I were a person I'd be... myself.
If I were a song I'd be... more than just one.
If I were a movie I'd be... a very good one.
If I were a season I'd be... spring.
If I were a flower I'd be... a dahlia.
If I were a job I'd be... graphic design.
If I were a cartoon I'd be... one of those, that make many fun.
If I were a place I'd be... a meadow.
If I were a gift I'd be... a homemade one.
If I were a memory I'd be... a nice one.
If I were a city I'd be... a old one.
If I were a sense I'd be... the sixth.
If I were a game I'd be... one which never ends
If I were a candy I'd be... a lollypop
If I were a time of the day I'd be... 1am.
If I were an invention I'd be... a camera.
If I were a bodypart I'd be... hair.
If I were a country I'd be... my own country in my dreamland.
If I were a flavor I'd be... freshest.
If I were a sport I'd be... chess.
If I were a smell I'd be... spring flowers.
If I were a subject I'd be... an art related one.
If I were a month I'd be... May.
If I were a textile I'd be... cotton.
If I were a answer I'd be... a short one.