i have a story to tell it starts with

YA

and ends with

HA






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(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him on your
(")_(") Crunchyroll profile and help him on his
way to world domination


Before Marriage - - -

Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

Girl: Do you want me to leave?

Boy: NO! Don't even think about it.

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Of course! Over and over!

Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?

Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?

Girl: Will you kiss me?

Boy: Every chance I get!

Girl: Will you hit me?

Boy: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

Girl: Can I trust you?

Boy: Yes.

Girl: Darling!

After marriage - - - simply read from bottom to top

True and Touching Story:

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.

Girl:
Slow down, i'm scared.

Guy:
No, this is fun.

Girl:
No it's not, please, it's so scary.

Guy:
Then tell methat
you love me.

Girl:
I love you, slow down.

Guy:
Now give me a big hug..

*She gave him a big
hug*

Guy:
Can you take my helmet
off & put it on yourself,
It's really bothering me.

The next
day in the newspaper:

"A motorcycle crashed into a
building due to brake failure.

Two people were in the crash, but only one
survived."

The truth was that
halfway down the road the guy
realized that the breaks weren't working,
but he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him
and tell him she loves him
one last time.

Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die.

|----------|
|----------|Put this on ur page
|----------|if u eva pushed
|--------O|a door that said
|----------|PULL
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Buddy Me
&
Get a free

Maneki Neko





----- You know you live in 2008 when... -----

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.