Yo!
-My n@me is Jeffrey. But Jeff for short (plus its better!). (IM A SPARTAN!)
-Im 19,live in Phx, Arizona. Which is in the USA.
-Im chinese/viet.
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Currently Watched/Watching:
Bleach[Ep 6X]
One Piece[Ep 3XX]
Death Note[Finished]
Naruto[Ep 20X]
Claymore[Finished]
Code Geass[Finished]
Code Geass R2[Finished]
Tsubasa Chronicles[Finished]
Hitman Reborn[Ep 1X]
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
is in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
HILARIOUS JOKE a friend told me!
HOPEFULLY IT DOESNT OFFEND ANY1. IF iT does TELL ME! ill remove it
a plane is loosing altitude
pilot tell the crew and passage what going on the next to unload some cargo so they do and keep descending so then the captain tell the crew and passage sorry but they have to start throwing out passenger it will be in ABC order so the pilot calls
Any Africans no one comes up, then he call any BLACK any Blacks no one come up then he said any COLOR and COLOR no one comes up so there this black boy sitting next to his mom he turn to her and says mommy aren't we African black color American she smiles and says no sweetie we be niggers today.
so the boy is sitting next to a Mexican kid he tell the kid I guess u are next the kid looks at his mom she smiles and says no mi hijo today we be wetbacks.
Seven Blondes
FIRST
A married couple was sleeping when the phone rang at 2 in
the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the
phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know,
that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband said,
"Who was that?"
The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if
the coast is clear."
SECOND
Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a
compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She
opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person
looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!"
So the first blonde hands her the compact.
The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy,
it's me!"
THIRD
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she
goes out and buys a gun.
She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens
the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the
blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the
gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She
takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells,
"No, honey, don't do it!!!"
The blonde replies, "Shut up you idiot, you're next!"
FOURTH
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?"
The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy W."
FIFTH
What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was
pregnant? "Is it mine?"
SIXTH
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her
house ransacked and burglarized. She
telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a
K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the
first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house
with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on
the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog,
then sat down on the steps.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to
find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help,
and what do they do? They send me a BLIND cop!"