The fake story:
Early in the morning in the middle of the night, two dead boys woke up to fight. They drew their swords then faced each other, turned around, and shot each other. Two deaf cops heard the noise, then came and shot the two dead boys. If you dont believe this lie is the truth, ask the blind man because he saw it too.

Notice every sentence contridicts itself :D.

Tobi Is Obito, who is madara uchiha....

Remember when madara battled with the first hokage? well, when he lost, he took years to summon the nine tailed fox after stealing leaf vilages secret scroll, then when he summoned it in the vally of the screams, (around the time when 3rd and fourth hokage were around) the nine tailed fox got trapped in the vally of teh screams, then madara continued his life as obito, not remembering who he was. then in the gaiden he supposedly died and gave his RIGHT sharingan eye to kakashi, but he wasent dead, he survived and lost his memory, he learned of the akatsuki and wanted to be one, thus, makeing him TOBI. but before tobi was created, the nine tailed fox was free and reeked havok on the village between tobis upcomeing, and obitos "death".
this should explain why:

OBITO IS MADARA, AND TOBI!!!!

fav songs:
"Murder Murder"
"Till I Collapse"
"Scarey movie"
basicly all other eminem songs, even songs that barley have eminem in them and mostly other people...

Fav Movies:
8 mile

fav MMOs:
the new MMOFPS, yes, massive multiplayer online first person shooter, comeing soon =D
Maple Story (knew abotu ti before the commercials
anything by nexon
(FUCK RUNESCAPE!!! JAGAX FUCKED UP BY TAKEING OFF CLASSIC!)

fav games:
undecided/no faves

hobbys:
annoying =P (1,000,00 people reached september 18th 2007 6:00 PM)
web searching photos for friends

Fav game systems:
xbox 30
wii
(ps3 sucks, dosent sponsor nintendo, there for it sucks ballz)

friends:
read the friens list smartass xD

foes:
anyone i choose to annoy constantly that i think needs an attitude change =]

belifes:
world will never end
no religion is "valid", the bible is fake, so is the karon...and any other book supposedly written b adam and fuckin eve. god and jesus were eathier fakes made to be a story but people were so inticed, made it a religion, or somethign WE HAVE NO CONTROL OF SO STOP PRAYING TO HIM EVERY DAY, if your gonna pray DO IT EVERY SUNDAY NOT EVERY OTHER DAY... god as if he isnt getting enough bullshit from us

Fav animal:
Onbu ( =3 )

occupation:
expert annoyance
farm worker (occasion)
Student

status:
strait now, open but not wanting a bf-gf relationship.

Top 31 on my Ipod Nano:
1.Amityville(Eminem uncut)
2.Till I Collapse(eminem uncut)
3.Drips (Eminem&Obie uncut)
4.My Words Are weapons(D12 uncut)
5.Lady(eminem and Obie uncut)
6.Go To Sleep(Eminem uncut)
7.Superman(Eminem uncut)
8.Rabbit Run(Eminem uncut)
9.Co Coss Style(Elvis Costello french language)
10.Hide And Seek(Imogen Heap)
11.Murder Murder(Eminem and 2pac uncut)
12.Cum on everybody(Eminem uncut)
13.Biterphobia(Eminem Uncut)
14.Bad Lucc - Gangstas (Uncut)
15.Detroit City(Eminem And Trick Trick uncut)
16.Till Hell Freezes Over(Eminem uncut)
17.Our House(Eminem Uncut)
18.Scarey Movie(Eminem Uncut)
19.Infinit(ENITIER ALBUM IN ONE, Eminem uncut)
20.Monkey See Monkey Do(Eminem uncut)
21.We Shine(Eminem Uncut)
22.Nuttin To Do(Eminem Uncut)
23.When To Stand Up(Eminem Uncut)
24.Wanna Fuck You(Eminem Uncut)
25.Patiently Waiting(Eminem Uncut)
26.The Realest(Eminem Uncut)
27.Hellbound(Eminem Uncut)
28.Devils Night(Eminem Uncut)
29.Rap Name(Eminem and Obie Trice Uncut)
30.8 mile (Rap Battles, Freestyles, and Songs from the movie all in one, Eminem Uncut)


CR family

Fyz3- onii-san
Eylen- (apparently)onee-chan
???- Gaa-san
???- ojii-san
???- Baa-san
locks1- Wifey<3 Wubbles j00 :D

I remember a time in this country when men were PROUD to get caner god damnit! when it was a sign of MANHOOD! jhon wayne had cancer TWICE second time, they took out one of his lungs he said "TAKE 'EM BOTH OUT, I DONT FUCKIN NEED 'EM!!!"

i think billy martin said it best when he said "Hey! i can drive..."

MY jappanese name is Zukuariariku

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