I like numbers 17-20

HOW TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY:
1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with your sunglasses on and
point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down
.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone
has gotten over her or his caffeine addiction, switch to
espresso.

6) whenever the phone rings, shout, "Hey! An angel just got its wings!"

7) Finish all your sentences with "...in accordance with the
prophecy."

8) When the waiter asks for your order, you ask to go into another room to tell him, because "the napkins have ears."

9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10) Ask people what gender they are. Laugh hysterically after they
answer.

11) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

12) Sing along at the opera.

13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of
jungle sounds all day.

15) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party because you're not in the mood.

16) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name,
Rock Hard.

17) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, I WON!
WON! I WON! Third time this week!!!"

18) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"

19) Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."

20) put this on your profile, spread the insanity!!

╔╗╔═╦╗ Put this on your page
║╚╣║║╚╗If you like to laugh or
╚═╩═╩═╝ laugh too much
---------Raed tihs-----------
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it denos't mtater in waht oredr the ltetres in a
wrod are, the olny iprnoatmt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll
raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,
but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

if you can raed tihs psas it on !!

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