He's an ExPat Brit living in Västerås, Sweden.
Why?
Dunno... but he's lived there since '02 and he's too lazy and skint to do anything about it.
Oh...
He's single and a writer, which goes hand in hand really doesn't it?
It does?
Yeah, we all know that all writers are neurotic - it's a well known fact - who'd want to live with that??
Gotta point there...