Mow. Mow. Mow. MOW!

Welcome to zeh profile deh meh! ^.^;;

My name ish Traci. I'll be your host this evening. *writes name upsided-down in orange crayon*

So sit yourself down and take some freaking time to read this. o^w^o Thank you.

Some basic stuffs ~

Name: Traci is an Aaardvark. Huhuhuhu. That's stitched in gold thread on all of my schmancy Egyptian cotton royal blue bath towels. *cough*

D.O.B.: June 5th, Year Unknown. Ohh! Fun facts, fun facts! *gets harpooned* This is also the feast day of Saint Igor, the Liberation Day of Seychelles, and the birthday of the all-elusive and squirrelly Pancho Villa. Suuuuch an honor!

P.O.B.: Ya mutha's house. No really, it was like in the laundry room or something. O.o

Height: Six feet of sheer Swedish spindly-ness as well as some good ole all-American accident-prone-ness. Lately people have said that I've seemed taller. I personally think flesh-eating bacteria have been festering and feasting in their fleetingly fair feet, thereby rendering their exceedingly observant personages shorter.

Weight: That's alright, folks. V.V;; I'm only worried I'll judged for being underweight. Curse you, Viking metabolism! *shakes spatula*

Blood Type: P


~ I like Korea. Some people find that strange. Nooo, I do not think I am Asian. Thanks for wondering. I just really like the culture. ^.^ We're all people, here, right? Mmm. Share and share alike. That's what my ancestors believed anyway, which is why I'm the muttiest of mutts. And that's fine. ~

Give me all your egg nog and nobody gets hurt. X__x
*spasm* I'm in egg nog withdrawl! Ackk!

More interesting crap to come later. I'm tired and sorta crankeh. Hey everybody, I'm back.