----- You know you live in 2007 when... -----
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

A smile leads to a laugh
A laugh leads to a high 5
A high 5 leads to a hug
A hug leads to a kiss
A kiss leads 2 a makeout
A Makeout leads to a feel up
A feel up leads 2 a finger
A finger leads to a hand
A hand leads to a lick
A lick leads to a suck
A suck leads 2 a fuck.
So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you
Heard this cuz sex is like math.
You add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
leave your solution
And pray you dont multiply