HELLO!!!! im back and im upgrading my profile seeing how it was so dull lol OK well its about me right, i like to play sports, relax, and party all night lol, but i don't drink or do drugs, im calm, i listen well and i always try to make people laugh. i study but im no nerd and i like to go out with girls but im no hoe, so if you want to know me better, add me, latterrrs XP
My faith: Jesus:
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son
then copy and paste this in your profile
if you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
“If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
----- You know you live in 2007 when... -----
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screen name or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
READ THIS (if you can hehe XD) :
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
92% of teens moved on to rap music. If you're part of the 8% that rock out everyday, put this in your profile.
:~ If you have ever pushed a pull door, or vice versa,copy this into your profile. ~:~
~:~ If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. ~:~
~:~ If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. ~:~
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(='.'=)This is a Bunny. Put him on your
(")_(") homepage and help him on his way to WORLD DOMINATION
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-----\-/---this is loner224 da wolf. copy loner into ur profile 2 help him take over da world r at least crunchyroll. If u do he won’t eat u when the world is his.
*how sex starts*
a smile leads to a laugh
a laugh leads to a high 5
a high 5 leads to a hug
a hug leads to a kiss
a kiss leads to a make out
a make out leads to a feel up
a feel up leads to a finger
a finger leads to a hand
a hand leads to a lick
a lick leads to a suck
a suck leads to a fuck
So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.
you add the bed
subtract the clothes
divide the legs
leave your solution
and pray you don't multiply.
post this right after u read it.
something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow.
Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!!
Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed with relationship problems 4-10 years.
If you post this in 15 minutes, your safe
Something good will happen tonight at 11:11