You are a Clueless Uke!
Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.
You might've been a Renaissance artist.
If you're drawn to smart, open-minded people, and you're always seeking out new ways to express yourself, it might be a sign that in a previous life, you were a Renaissance artist. That was a time of major cultural change in Europe, and it seems like you've carried all those exciting creative urges with you into this life. If you're happiest when you're debating a controversial topic or accepting an artistic challenge, it's probably because your Renaissance spirit is still strong enough to affect your mood.
Your famous boyfriend is Shia LaBeouf.
That curly hair, those deep dark eyes, that mischievous smile... you are SO lucky. Shia seems like a pretty laid-back guy, so if anybody asks about you in an interview, he'll probably just tell the interviewer that you guys have been hanging out. It might be a while before he's ready to make it "official"; but when he does, it'll be that much sweeter. Remember: if you're in the mood for some hand-holding, reach for his right hand -- his left one is still kinda busted up. Will your relationship with the Transformers star transform into real love... or just friendship? You'll have to wait and see.
You're barely evil at all.
You? evil? Ha. Nobody's perfect, but you're one of the least evil people who've ever taken this quiz. If you're feeling guilty about something, it's probably only because you momentarily stopped petting a kitten to answer those questions. You would never be intentionally cruel to an animal, a friend, or even a stranger. Reading this quiz is probably the closest you've come to having an evil thought. We don't want you focused on evilness any longer than necessary, so please go back to what you do best -- spreading joy and sunshine throughout the land.