98% Of Teenagers Say "I Love You" And Don't Mean it. If You Are The 2% That Does, Then Copy And Paste This In Your Profile.



-----You know your life as a LOSER when...-----
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me that you love me.
Girl: I love you, slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug..
*She gave him a big hug*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper:
"A motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived."
The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. So, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time.
And also, he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die.
If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile...
Girl: Did I ever cross in your mind?
Boy: No.
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really.
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Choose - Me or your life?
Boy: My life.

The girl runs away in shock and pain, and the boy runs after her, then he says...
The reason you never cross in my mind is because you're always on my mind..
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you..
The reason why I don't want you is because I need you..
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left..
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you..
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you..
and
The reason I choose my life is because YOU ARE MY LIFE...

If you would say the same thing (being a girl or boy), copy this and put it on your profile. ♥ ♥ ♥ *dreaming....*