YOU'VE HAVE A WEDGIE!



{ 내 사랑해 웨지! }

Wedgie: We're the reason why you have something annoying in your ass ;)

Kim Eunmi.
My best friend, sister & teacher.
Known her for 8 years and on.
She's way too nice. That's why I, happydork, am teaching her how to be a little less nice and a bit more mean.
Beware! She's a pedo. A child pedo. :O

OUR ENGLISH GRAMMAR AND ACCENT PWNS YOURS BITCH! (:

She's married to
Minho, Heechul, Changmin, and the list goes onnnnn.
So don't even bother sleeping with her husbands 'cause she's already got their babies.

Anyways, she's my partner, along with mshane7, when it comes to fighting copycats.
So copy any of our shiz and we'll ruin your image and reputation.
We're nice like that (:

She sings like OMFG!
Way too good man.
Go weojishi! Audition and you can make it.
Fightitititing!! xDD
Just make sure to atleast wave at me or touch my hand while i'm in the crowd waving my hand like crazy and cheering you on while you're on the stage being an oh-so-popular singer. XDD

Dictionaries and thesauruses are her best friends. And as always, i got influenced.
But I'll never be as nerdy and i-use-big-english-words-ish as her.
She's the definition of evil.

OMFG, which reminds me, if i ever become a guy in my next life, I'll probably get married to her. Along with almost all my friends :'X
Woohoohoo! I'll be a womanizer, FTW~

She's korean.
*eunmi shoots roxanne!*
HAHAH~ I'm kidding. ;D
Her ethnicity is up for you to find out.

If you mess with her, you mess with teh DORK too >:O
She'll use her gun and shoot you where the sun doesn't shine.
And I'll be more than glad to tie you onto a block of cement and push you into a lake and watch you >:)

I lau lau you weoji-shi!