"Sex COULD kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent. It's ugly. And it's messy. And if God hadn't made it UNBELIEVABLY fun, the human race would have died out eons ago."
Dr. Allison Cameron from the TV series HOUSE, MD.
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"If the king does not lead, then how can he expect his subordinates to follow?"
Lelouch vi Britannia ~~~ COde Geass
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FAV ENTRIES IN "THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY"
Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder. This disease is prevalent only among civilized races living under artificial conditions; barbarous nations breathing pure air and eating simple food enjoy immunity from its ravages. It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician than to the patient.
Logic, n. The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.
Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence; not conforming to standards of thought, speech, and action derived by the conformants from study of themselves; at odds with the majority; in short, unusual. It is noteworthy that persons are pronounced mad by officials destitute of evidence that they themselves are sane.
Optimist, n. A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
PATIENCE, n.
A minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue
Patience, n. A minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue.
APOLOGIZE, v.i.
To lay the foundation for a future offence.
HOSPITALITY, n.
The virtue which induces us to feed and lodge certain persons who are not in need of food and lodging.
WEAKNESSES, n.pl.
Certain primal powers of Tyrant Woman wherewith she holds dominion over the male of her species, binding him to the service of her will and paralyzing his rebellious energies.
BORE, n.
A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
LIAR, n.
A lawyer with a roving commission.
LIBERTY, n.
One of Imagination's most precious possessions.
JUSTICE, n.
A commodity which is a more or less adulterated condition the State sells to the citizen as a reward for his allegiance, taxes and personal service.