~"Due to lack of interest, tomorrow has been canceled."
~"Without music, life would be a mistake."
~"When life gives you lemons... squirt the juice in your enemies eyes and laugh!" -
~The only way to make my PC faster is throwing it out the window.
~War doesn't determine who's right.War determines who's left.
~Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide
~When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
~They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I'm pretty sure the guns help because if you stood there and shouted 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill a lot of people.
~I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous -- everyone hasn't met me yet.
~I do whatever the voices -- it depends on who yells the loudest.
~Cross over to the dark side. (we have cookies!)