| Favorite Quotes: | Confucius says...
# Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.
# Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
# Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
# It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
# Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
# Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!
# Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.
# Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!
#Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
#Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
# Don't drink and park, accidents cause people.
#Man who lays woman on ground, gets piece on earth. |
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